It is parents' evening at Abbey Grove School, and Alfie is under pressure from the deputy headmistress Miss Pickwell to mark his mock exam papers, otherwise she will fail his whole class. However, news that biology teacher Miss Gulliver has split from her boyfriend only serves to distract him as he becomes fixated with securing a date with her. But with the unpredictable headmaster Mr Fraser also keen to make a move on Miss Gulliver, Alfie resorts to desperate measures both to mark the papers and beat Fraser to a date.
|Miss Pickwell||Michelle Gomez|
|Miss Gulliver||Sarah Solemani|
|Rem Dogg||Jack Binstead|
|Miss Mollinson||Leila Hoffman|
|Joe's Mum||Rebecca Lacey|
|Chantelle's Mum||Jemma Walker|
|Director||Ben Gosling Fuller|