Date of birth: 23rd January 1963.
Place of birth: Sorry, I'm still recovering from the shock of seeing my age in print!
Residence: Long Buckby.
Marital status: Desperate.
Favourite music: The Smiths, Bee Gees, Bill Withers, Chris Isaak, Dusty Springfield, Coldplay.
Radio heroes: Noel Edmonds, Humphrey Lyttleton, Kenny Everett, Les Ross.
Favourite radio: I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue, The Weekender.
Comedy Heroes: Frankie Howerd, Woody Allen, Bob Monkhouse, Kenneth Williams.
Favourite TV: Golden Girls.
Favourite movie: Broadway Danny Rose.
Favourite book: Last Night of the Watch (Paul Monette), Tales of the City (Armistead Maupin), Funnymen (Ted Heller).
Favourite food: Cooked by someone else.
Favourite vice: Went to Amsterdam - draw your own conclusions.
Favourite drink: Verve Clicquout champagne.
Favourite car: Not had that many, but anything with a soft-top - like the look of the Audi A4.
Favourite sport: Any that's been rained off.
Listen to Bern every weekday between 9am and 12am.