Date of birth: 23rd January 1963.
Place of birth: Sorry, I'm still recovering from the shock of seeing my age in print!
Residence: Long Buckby.
Marital status: Desperate.
Favourite music: The Smiths, Bee Gees, Bill Withers, Chris Isaak, Dusty Springfield, Coldplay.
Radio heroes: Noel Edmonds, Humphrey Lyttleton, Kenny Everett, Les Ross.
Favourite radio: I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue, The Weekender.
Comedy Heroes: Frankie Howerd, Woody Allen, Bob Monkhouse, Kenneth Williams.
Favourite TV: Golden Girls.
Favourite movie: Broadway Danny Rose.
Favourite book: Last Night of the Watch (Paul Monette), Tales of the City (Armistead Maupin), Funnymen (Ted Heller).
Favourite food: Cooked by someone else.
Favourite vice: Went to Amsterdam - draw your own conclusions.
Favourite drink: Verve Clicquout champagne.
Favourite car: Not had that many, but anything with a soft-top - like the look of the Audi A4.
Favourite sport: Any that's been rained off.
Listen to Bern every weekday between 9am and 12am.
Bernie chats to Damian O'Neill from The Undertones.
Bernie's joined in the studio by Clive Gregson, who sings live.