Live in Chewton Glen
Chris and the team are live in Chewton Glen with the lucky Children In Need bidders in the 'Dirty Dozen' - the Magnificent Seven Ferraris and the Famous Five movie cars.
Pause for Thought
Nick Baines, Bishop of Leeds for the Diocese of West Yorkshire & the Dales:
"Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz? My friends all drive Porsches, I must make amends." Now, that's what I call a prayer! Why beat about the bush asking for a bike when your ambitions might run a little deeper?
I have no idea what was going through Janis Joplin's mind when she sang that song way back in October 1970, but it still makes me smile when I hear it today. And ... she recorded it in a single take.
Now, I don't know what it says about the relative value of cars - frankly, if push comes to shove, I would be happy to settle for the poor old Porsche - but it does say something about what prayer is all about. For prayer is not an exercise in ethical cleansing, but a commitment to honesty. It involves telling God the truth and not pretending that we are actually holier than we are.
Go back several thousand years and you find the psalmists throwing their politeness to the wind and saying it as it is. "God, I am up to my neck in it and where are you?" "God, I wish you'd take my enemies and smash them to bits." "God, why do the wicked prosper while the people who try hard to get it right just end up getting it in the neck?"
Of course, the awkward bit about this is that once we have put the question to God, he seems to turn it back to us to take responsibility for what we do with it ourselves. Prayer is never an escape from responsibility, but, rather, involves being thrust into the heart of it. Tell God the truth and you can't then duck the implications of what you have said to him.
So, this morning I am with Janis Joplin. Tell the truth and aim high. Expect generosity - but then you have to start being generous. It all hangs together. Expect love, then give it.
So, as the drivers set off for their long drive today, let me encourage you with the words of the ancient prophet Elijah: "Hitch up your chariot and get going before the rain stops you."