Poet Pam Ayres brings her Radio 4 audience half an hour packed with poems, stories and sketches, this week on the subject of beauty and, that newly-coined term, wellness.
She is joined on stage by Felicity Montagu and Geoffrey Whitehead, with Geoffrey playing her long-suffering husband 'Gordon'.
This week Pam talks about meeting Phyllis Diller and finding out about 'chin brown', she recalls buying a very unsuitable outfit having admired it on someone else and explains how you know when you've put on a little too much weight.
Poems include: Too much of a Fag, Did I Turn off My Tongs?, Had a Little Work Done, Pilates, Once I Was a Looker And So Was My Spouse, and the legendary I Wish I'd Looked After Me Teeth.
Sketch writers: James Bugg, Grainne McGuire, Claire Jones, Andy Wolton and Tom Neenan.
Producer: Claire Jones.