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The undead curse starts to bite!

A Halloween treat for BBC Radio Scotland! Starring Greg McHugh, Ford Kiernan, Karen Dunbar, Cariad Lloyd and Gavin Mitchell, Legend of the Holyrood Vampires is a Victorian vampire yarn with a modern edge set in Edinburgh in 1844, the year of the Scott Monument's erection. Victoria Van Helsing - a 18th Century Buffy the vampire slayer played by Cariad Lloyd (2011 Best Newcomer nominee at the Fosters Edinburgh Comedy Awards) - has returned to the city of her forebears to destroy the dreadful Grafin Von Schwartzbergen, a centuries-old vampire who seeks to turn Scotland's Capital into a city of dreadful night...working on the assumption that no one would really notice.

As it's August in Auld Reekie, the only accommodation Victoria can find is in Madame MacLaverty's Tea and Sundries Parlour - a resort for many gentlemen callers who enjoy the odd apple charlotte or even a double éclair with its enthusiastic and limber girls. Also in Edinburgh we find Hughie Strang, an Affliction Assessor. (Played by Greg McHugh, Gary: Tank Commander, Fresh Meat) He travels the city in search of paupers so afflicted that they are deserving of assistance - it's sometimes tricky to find people sufficiently afflicted who aren't also dead such is the stringent nature of the Victorian benefits system. As more and more of the city's denizens become vampires Hughie - who is terrified of women and who screams like a girl - finds himself caught up in Victoria's quest, being saved from certain death on a regular basis, fired from his job and inspected for vampire bites in a personal way.

Also stars Gabriel Quigley, Sally Reid, Kevin Mains and Molly Vevers.

In this 2nd episode Victoria & Bella discover how deeply the undead curse has afflicted Edinburgh.

Overflow and notes:
Episode 2 credits:

Hughie Strang: Greg McHugh
Bella: Sally Reid
Victoria Van Helsing: Cariad Lloyd
Mysterious Gentleman: Ford Kiernan
Grafin Von Schwartzbergen: Gabriel Quigley
Hovel Dweller: Alison Kennedy
Rainford: Gavin Mitchell
Madame MacLaverty: Karen Dunbar
Senga: Molly Vevers
Rev MacVicar: Kevin Mains

Written by AL Kennedy
Produced by Gus Beattie

Legend of the Holyrood Vampires is a Comedy Unit Production for BBC Radio Scotland.

Release date:

28 minutes

Last on

Fri 27 Dec 2013 12:31