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You Never Can Tell

A starry cast in George Bernard Shaw's dazzling romantic comedy from 1897, in a production directed by Martin Jarvis. The play follows a battle of the sexes beside the seaside, with marital mayhem and social strategy.

Mrs Clandon (Rosalind Ayres) celebrated New Woman, returns to England from Madeira, with her three grown children. In Torbay they meet Valentine (Jamie Bamber), an impecunious dentist. The offspring know nothing of their father, but they'll need one in British polite society. Valentine introduces the Clandons to his landlord, Mr Crampton (Christopher Neame.) Guess who he turns out to be?

Valentine is besotted by gorgeous Gloria Clandon (Sophie Winkleman). But in accepting him it's clear who'll be wearing the Shavian trousers. Matters are resolved by old William-the-waiter (Ian Ogilvy), his QC son (Julian Holloway) and cynical solicitor (Adam Godley.) Gloria's feisty twin siblings (Moira Quirk and Matthew Wolf) satirise everybody and it's barrister Bohun whom Gloria allows to have the first dance. As the waiter remarks: 'You never can tell, sir.' Richard Sisson's piano arrangements reflect the sea-breezy emotions of these engaging characters.

Piano music arranged and performed by Richard Sisson

Sound design, Wesley Dewberry

A Jarvis and Ayres Production

First broadcast 29/09/2013.

Release date:

2 hours

Last on

Sun 1 Feb 2015 22:00

Credits

Role Contributor
ValentineJamie Bamber
WilliamIan Ogilvy
Fergus CramptonChristopher Neame
Finch McComasAdam Godley
Mrs ClandonRosalind Ayres
Gloria ClandonSophie Winkleman
Dolly ClandonMoira Quirk
Phillip ClandonMatthew Wolf
Boon QCJulian Holloway
JessiePaula Jane Newman
JoDarren Richardson
MusicianRichard Sisson
DirectorMartin Jarvis

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