After nine weeks of crashing, smashing, pummeling, bouncing, black eyes, bruised egos and colourful language - and that's just what happened to Richard Hammond and Amanda Byram - the current series of Total Wipeout reaches its swansong, with no swans and very little singing, in Total Wipeout: The Awards.
Richard has his tux on, he has a cardboard box full of hand-engraved trophies (some of which are still attached to their bases) and he has an impressive list of categories to whizz through. Hammond will be dishing out the honours for awards including 'The 5 Metre Mud Pit Swim Badge Award', 'The Best Ball Technique Award' and 'The You're Doing It Wrong Award'.
There will be laughter, there will be tears, there will be emotionally-charged speeches; a fitting climax to a fabulous series. NB: There are no speeches.