The People's Songs
How important is music to football and to your team? Stuart Maconie wants your views
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Wed 12 Dec 2012 06:30 BBC Radio 2
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We find out what to watch this festive season with the Editor of the Radio Times!
Chas Bishop, the Chief Executive of the National Space Centre, is our Mystery Guest.
We have a seasonal sing song with little Lois from Bournemouth...
Jennifer Ellison and Ace Bhatti from the Peter Pan panto tell us what happened On This Day in history.
And Nick Baines, Bishop of Bradford, makes us Pause For Thought.
How important is music to football and to your team? Stuart Maconie wants your views
The Jimi Hendrix Collection, Universal
(CD Single), NPG Records
Snap It Up! (Various Artists), CBS
(CD Single), Columbia, 13
That's Christmas (Various Artists), EMI
Long Wave, Frontiers Records, 4
Dancing In The Street (Various Artis, Universal Music Tv
Good Things, Stones Throw Records, 1
The A-Z Of Alma, 1960 EMI Records, 31
(CD Single), Parlophone, 2
(Single), WEA, 1
Mixed Emotions III (Various Artists), Polygram Tv
Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band, Apple, 8
The Golden Age Of Song, Rhino
(CD Single), Play It Again Sam UK, 1
That's Christmas (Various Artists), EMI
#3, Sony
Space Oddity, RCA
That's Christmas (Various Artists), EMI
That's Christmas (Various Artists), EMI
That's Christmas (Various Artists), EMI
Cliff Richard - Private Collection, EMI
Live Forever (Various Artists), Virgin
From Nick Baines, the Bishop of Bradford.
I was on a train, my head buried in emails and papers, when I heard the voice of the 'train manager': "This service will shortly call at New York." Great, you might think. except that I was on my way from Bradford to London... and the last time I did the trip, we didn't cross the Atlantic. Eventually I worked out she was actually saying 'Newark'... the place in the Midlands.
Funnily enough, this reminded me of when my kids were young and we were in the car going on holiday. My youngest son asked - having watched Star Trek the day before - "Why do they keep saying, 'Beat me up, Scottie'?" Oh, how we larfed...
But, it's actually easy to mishear stuff, isn't it? We do it all the time - often without even realising it. I guess our mind expects something and doesn't process what really comes out. A bit like hearing the choir singing "While shepherds watched their socks by night" or the Kop singing "You'll never work alone".
Mishearing is just something we all do. The people at the back of the crowd at Jesus's 'Sermon on the Mount' in Monty Python's Life of Brian hear him say: "Blessed are the cheesemakers" - and people still don't hear what he actually said about an upside down way of seeing the world.
So, I wonder what we make of the 2011 Census figures issued yesterday - especially the news that the number of people claiming to be Christian has dropped considerably since 2001? Well, you can hear the statistic and think Christianity is on the way out... or you can ask yourself why Christians continue to feed the hungry, shelter the homeless, clothe the poor - and do all this without fuss or fame across the nation. Yes, others do it, too; but, it is often the churches that organise it consistently. Like InnChurches in Bradford providing shelter and food to hundreds of homeless people through the winter months.
So, when I hear the stats, I dig deeper into the story. As the Rolling Stones put it, 'Sticky Figures' can be misheard.
Didn't they?
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