Johnny Vegas welcomes you to the tasteful home of Jeffrey Parkin.
"Now you may notice as we begin our tour in earnest that there are some design initiatives around the house that aren't, strictly speaking, finished... I terms of the decor I've been playing around with some ideas. Not all the colour schemes have been finalised yet but I think you'd all agree, that's a veritable bonus. Most of the hard work's done so I'm basically handing you a colour-by-numbers dream home come true. You just paint in between the guiding lines that my vision has provided you with, and you're laughing."
Interiors shines a mis-wired spotlight on the structural flaws exposed in the recent demise of the British property market and sparks on the revelation that a house really stands up or falls down on the basis of its human contents.
Based on an original play by Johnny Vegas, Stewart Lee and Rob Thirtle.
Directed by Dirk Maggs
Produced by Sally Harrison
A Woolyback Production for BBC Radio 4.