5/8 Who is Erasmus? Why is the last King now a Chancellor? It's all to do with Europe.
BBC Radio 4 Extra
3/8 After losing his Kingdom, the King is now a grumpy galley slave rowing to Rome.
2/6 The King needs to entertain the peasants, what about a lecture on ecology?
1/6 The perpetually hard-up monarch manages to slip off to the pub and appear in public.
Back in England's days of feudal fiefdoms, one particular chieftain was very hard up.