(Urban fox; vulpus c***itcus)


Did you just call me a ****? Vince

Potty-mouthed sociopath Vince is everything Nelson is not.

He's a REAL fox.

He's a PROPER wild animal.

He's a red-blooded chicken-eating homicidal PREDATOR.

As a consequence some of his eBay feedback is frankly appalling.

But with his simply adorable catchphrase ("Morning ****s!"), his loveable, kooky madcap antics (eating his own young; butchering dead women) and his charming penchant for a good ole Cockney sing-a-long ("come on everyone… **** Chickens!") Vince is every inch the perfect next-door neighbour.

Yeah. Like **** he is.

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