Everyone is getting ready for the wedding - Clegg wonders if his suit smells of mothballs; Alvin flirts with Stella when she returns from the hairdressers; Howard is concerned that Pearl won't let him back home for his best suit; Hobbo thinks he needs to go for the sympathy vote; and Toby is determined to look his best at the wedding in order to win back Monica, his ex-wife.
Pearl and Howard look back on their relationship and she finally tells him he can come home.
Everyone arrives at the pub for the wedding, but Glenda receives a call to say the bridegroom has done a runner, so they head off with a weary old bus driver who promises to take them all to a nice restaurant. They have a near miss with the police car, but PC' Cooper and PC Walsh are reluctant to leave their vehicle. Only when the bus departs do they get out - to reveal they aren't wearing any trousers.
Clegg wonders if he locked the door.
|PC Walsh||Louis Emerick|
|PC Cooper||Ken Kitson|
|Miss Davenport||Josephine Tewson|
|Aunty Wainwright||Jean Alexander|
|Producer||Alan JW Bell|
|Director||Alan JW Bell|