PC Walsh informs PC Cooper that the sergeant is on their back - he's complaining about the amount of crumbs they're leaving in the car. Pearl throws Howard out, so Hobbo suggests putting cucumbers on his eyes to help with the stress. Howard goes to Clegg's for sympathy but it falls on deaf ears.
Stella mourns after her cigarettes, while Hobbo goes to the library with his team, Entwistle and Alvin. Miss Davenport admires his eyes.
Glenda decides that Barry and herself are fat and that something must be done before Gloria's wedding, and forces Barry to embark on a new fitness regime.
Pearl tells Nelly that she's going to have to sort out Howard once and for all. Meanwhile, PC's Cooper and Walsh valet their car.
Howard announces he's finished with women and has decided to go off into the wilderness, laden down with goodies from Aunty's shop. Nelly finds Pearl packing a case for Howard - he's in for a shock.
Marina ignores Howard, so Hobbo tells them they owe each other a decent, final parting. Howard goes to shake Marina's hand in one last goodbye, but she grabs him and embraces him, but Pearl sees. The men urge Howard homewards but Pearl throws his suitcase out with a note inside reading "Happy Camping".
|PC Cooper||Ken Kitson|
|PC Walsh||Louis Emerick|
|Miss Davenport||Josephine Tewson|
|Aunty Wainwright||Jean Alexander|
|Producer||Alan JW Bell|
|Director||Alan JW Bell|