Sketch series written by and starring Robert Florence and Iain Connell with Kirsty Strain, Richard Rankin and Allan Miller.
Burnistoun's got talent in the shape of a local singing sensation with a unique vocal style. Elsewhere, the pioneering BBC Burnistoun takes a look at what soap operas would be like if people actually went to the toilet. Meanwhile, the local meat provider and the town serial killer have a disagreement over who gets to call himself the Burnistoun Butcher. There is also a tense work-out that is too close for comfort on the rowing machines at the gym. And love's young dream flourishes amongst the scrawls of graffiti on the town walls.