9/13 Simon Sparrow takes Wendy off for a naughty weekend, but events don't quite go to plan.
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8/13 Sparrow lands a job in Aberdeen, where he is forced to tackle a pepped-up port-loving lady
7/13 A trip ashore for ship's medic Simon Sparrow leads to some local linguistic mishaps.
6/13 More chaos afloat as Simon Sparrow tries to diagnose a particular patient's ailments.