Can Neddie Seagoon get rich quick by exporting Britain's surfeit of snow?
Neddie Seagoon offers to lead an expedition to bring back a yehti - from Yorkshire.
Oyster-loving Neddie Seagoon takes to the River Thames, which is soon draining away.
In true Beau Geste style, Neddie Seagoon joins the foreign legion in disgrace.
Neddie Seagoon is Britain's ambassador in China, and he is after cash.