1/6 The ex-variety star tries motivational speaking with a snappy slogan and dunce's caps.
BBC Radio 7
6/6 The showbiz veteran has a mishap, but must the show always go on? Stars Steve Delaney. (R)
BBC Radio 4
6/6 The former variety star makes piccalilli and 'helps' Malcolm with an important audition.
5/6 Arthur's mobile phone lines get crossed, and his hospital radio show sparks disaster. (R)
5/6 The ex-variety star stumbles through an audition and relives a role in Juliet Bravo.
4/6 The bumbling veteran prepares to face the elements, but can he survive the wilderness? (R)
4/6 The former variety star has toaster trouble before his talk to the Women's Institute.
3/6 The ex-variety star is convinced he can play Malcolm's grandpa in a toffee commercial. (R)
3/6 The ex-variety star has a muddled day at the butchers and at a radio play read-through.
2/6 The ex-variety star sells a clock which isn't his, and practises for Antiques Roadshow. (R)