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Familiar Airport Queues

  • The one for checking your bag in
  • The one for the metal detector
  • The one for customs
  • The one for a coffee
  • The one for the toilet in the airport
  • The one for buying a magazine
  • The one for the area where you get mad about how much you paid for a coffee and a magazine
  • The one for getting on the plane
  • The one for the toilet on the plane

We hope this has been helpful to you, butĀ if you have a problem that has not been covered here, please go to an airport and wait in some queues.

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