BBC - Ouch! (disability) - articles in the "Disability Bitch" section

Disability Bitch hates pedestrians

Wed, 06 Jan 2010 23:00:00 +0000

Ever been bowled over by a disabled scooter user? There have been calls recently for them all to have driving tests. DB thinks she knows of a worse threat to street safety.

Disability Bitch's Christmas party survival guide

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 14:51:02 +0000

Can you be without this? Our bitterest columnist gives a big ho ho ho to Normies with her Christmas Party survival guide.

Disability Bitch hates the DLA Christmas bonus

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 23:00:00 +0000

Db receives her £10 Christmas bonus from the DLA and goes out to see how much of a merry time she can purchase. Can she get a seasonal dinner with just a tenner? Find out.

Disability Bitch v International Day of Persons with Disabilities

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 23:00:00 +0000

It's a special day for special people. International Day of Persons with Disabilities, December 3 every year. Few celebrate it or know what it's for. Least alone DB.

Disability Bitch hates David Beckham

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 23:00:00 +0000

So it's been revealed that David Beckham has a disability - asthma, but Disability Bitch is sick of hearing about his medical conditions and proposes an amnesty.

Disability Bitch v surveys

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 23:00:00 +0000

Have you seen the facially disfigured newsreader on Five's lunchtime news this week? DB has ... but she also saw a related survey which is causing her heart-wrenching grief.

Disability Bitch hates ice

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 23:00:00 +0000

Some say there's no disability community but one thing unites many of us: falling over. This week DB is heartened to hear the NHS has a unique solution to wintry icy slip-ups.

Disability Bitch hates food fascists

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 23:00:00 +0000

Disability Bitch is put in a bad mood by a new report suggesting that eating processed foods can cause depression, and argues that wholefood is not 'simple' for all.

Disability Bitch hates being offended

Wed, 28 Oct 2009 23:00:00 +0000

Disability Bitch isn't annoyed by Jimmy Carr's controversial joke, but thinks that it's high time that we put discrimination into perspective.

Disability Bitch hates disabled mountain climbers

Thu, 22 Oct 2009 00:00:00 +0100

PR news update: DB thinks that all awareness campaigns suck. "if people were fully 'aware' and appraised of my disability I'd never get another job." Read her solution.