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Ten disability Valentine love messages

by Ouch Team

Open up your newspaper on Valentine's Day and you'll see pages and pages of cute and fluffy messages in which, for example, Snugglebum sends his declaration of undying love to his sweetheart, Twinkly Babe. Or something. But what if you're thinking of writing disability-themed love lines? Ouch offers some lurvely suggestions ...
Top Ten
  1. To my little Nympho Naidex,
    I want to resource you at your centre.
    Love Elbow Crutch

  2. To Buttons,
    Give me some assistance, you filthy dog!
    Rags the Pony

  3. To my Clearasil-hating love,
    Your body braille makes for good reading.

  4. To my little bipolar bear,
    I'm always on a high when I'm with you.
    From Manic Monkey

  5. To my slurpy terp,
    Was that sign language, or are you just rude to the core?
    From See Hear Jimmy

  6. To my slurpy terp,
    Was that sign language, or are you just rude to the core?
    From See Hear Jimmy

  7. To my Stannah Stunner,
    Ramp me up, I'm fully accessible.
    From Theraputic Dolphin

  8. To my brave soldier,
    Is that a grabstick you're holding, or are you just pleased to see me?
    From your Quad Bike

  9. To my Blue Badger,
    You can park in my space any time!
    Love Mo Tability

  10. To Big Ass Burger,
    It's not just my scooter that's got a horn.
    Love Ample Amputee


    • 1. At 01:17am on 10 Apr 2009, glummum wrote:

      Ten things not to say to an OT about application for wheelchair:

      Is there a range of colours?
      I don't like hospital looking equipment/It's very institutional looking isn't it
      Can I get one thats trendy looking
      I've googled for it and there is such a thing
      I never wear the lap belt
      Any chance of combining functionality with aesthetics
      Yes, I hope to go really fast in it
      No, I don't need to carry a handbag, school bag,briefcase, house keys etc
      The cushion is not comfortable and this is the fourth one I've tried
      Oooh, they look lovely, can I choose...

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