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Cripples at Christmas

  • Message 21. Posted by hossylass (U3749845) on Monday, 16th November 2009 permalink

    Too late, I've googled it.

    I've just discovered someone more cynical than me smiley - laugh

    Please dont google it if you are of a nervous disposition, or cant see the bigger picture, or if you are sometimes referred to as gullable by your friends.

    Honestly, please dont.

    All other cynics may enjoy it, but its in 'foreign' so take it with some salt and common. smiley - winkeye

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  • Message 22. Posted by auntie CtheM (U10642659) on Monday, 16th November 2009 permalink

    You are not cynical, Hossy, you just tell the truth like it is.

    yer 'ole auntie
    *snigger*

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  • Message 23. Posted by hossylass (U3749845) on Tuesday, 17th November 2009 permalink

    Whilst looking for DAN I found this;

    www.johnnypops.demon...

    Carols and a nativity play. How appropriate and festive smiley - smiley

    Again, not for the faint hearted or easily offended. (Not that we have many on here...)

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  • Message 24. Posted by BaggiesBob2 (U14154847) on Tuesday, 17th November 2009 permalink

    In the House, no one's listening,
    Their backsides, are a blistering,
    It's money for old rope, forcing crips to cope,
    Wobblin' through a winter wonderland

    Done away with the IB
    Here to stay, wet and slimey,
    The toads out to grass,
    Won’t let us pass,
    Wobblin’ through a winter wonderland

    In the cities we can build a workhouse
    Then thank dear old Gordon Brown

    He’ll say: Are you working?
    We’ll say: hell, no man,
    No one can find a job
    For crips in town.

    Later on, they’ll conspire,
    To send crips to the fire,
    It’ll help cut state aid,
    Through plans that we’ve made,
    Wobblin’ through a winter wonderland

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  • Message 25. Posted by hossylass (U3749845) on Tuesday, 17th November 2009 permalink

    Oh that is brilliant, very, very clever smiley - biggrin

    See, I knew it, Ouchers have talent AND political insight smiley - laugh





    Still no prizes in sight yet...

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  • Message 26. Posted by BaggiesBob2 (U14154847) on Tuesday, 17th November 2009 permalink

    God test these lazy gentlemen
    Let nothing get in the way
    Remember, Christ, won’t save yer
    From the DWP this day
    Armed with the might of Satan's power
    They’ll claim you’ve gone astray
    O good hidings but no comfort or joy,
    Comfort or joy
    O good hidings but no comfort or joy

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  • Message 27. Posted by hossylass (U3749845) on Tuesday, 17th November 2009 permalink

    Ha, hahaha!

    Very good, keep them coming smiley - smiley

    I cant remember any carols at the moment, damned pagan that I am smiley - laugh

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  • Message 28. Posted by BaggiesBob2 (U14154847) on Tuesday, 17th November 2009 permalink

    Here we come a-canvasing
    Among the voters so green,
    Here we come a-bullsh*tting
    So fair to be seen.
    Profits and greed come to you,
    And to your bankers, too,
    And God bless you, and send you
    A Happy New Year,
    And God send you a Happy New Year.

    We are not daily beggers
    That beg from door to door,
    But we are neighbors' children
    Whom you’ve been terrorised by before
    Profits and greed come to you,
    And to your bankers, too,
    And God bless you, and send you
    A Happy New Year,
    And God send you a Happy New Year.

    That's all folks...

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