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After eight months of roaming around the world, admitting to being
a 'student in transit' when asked for my occupation, I’m reluctantly
back in the UK.
From doing anything from babysitting anacondas in South Africa
to Bornean jungle hut building to skinnydipping across global landmarks
(does anyone really know/care what the 45th parallel is anyway?!),
I've finally got my life sorted.
The decision to return to home wasn’t easy - the final straw was
being chatted up by a tramp in Canada (“If I followed you home would
you take me in?!” has to be an all time classic!); so the call of
new non-holey trousers, a bedbug-free resting place and the first
bath in 35 weeks became too great to resist.
All that stands in my way between a year of Yorkshire sun, fun
and um...maybe occasional light reading when I take on my MRes in
Ecology and Environmental Management for a year at the University
of York is the small matter of hoarding some money (like a squirrel
doesn’t do with cookies - as I learnt in a fruitless previous experiment
for my BSc in Zoology at Nottingham!) in Essex this summer.
At the moment, this involves sitting on the company’s very own
saddle-shaped seat for 9 hours a day inputting typing-nightmare
welsh school names (Rhosllanerchugog and Ystradgynlais really do
exist) into a database. Even my £2 an hour dog poo cleaning job
when I was 14 seemed more varied, exciting and glamorous.
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Also very far from the amazing amount of freedom I was gifted with
just two months ago is living back with the 'rents. Not even the
memory of mould-encrusted bathroom walls, friendly household guests
(mice, roaches and the inevitable woodlouse in the shower) and toilet
roll-buying stalemate can dampen my enthusiasm for moving back into
a student house in October.
I don’t know the first thing about my new housemates except the
information I managed to obtain by stealth in my 20 minute glance
around the house in Osbaldwick after seeing the ad on campus. One
of them admitted that he'd just called his mum 'dad' and the other
had a picture on his wall of his mate (more Johnny Vegas than lovely,
lovely Iker Casillas) in just his speedos doing the BBQ.
Deductions: don’t expect high standards of food hygiene and don't
be upset assuming the reason I've been called Simon instead of Sarah
is just because of my man voice! At least they don’t look like the
kind of much loved but stingy gits that my last bunch of roomies
were.
We had so many ‘discussions’ about who had bought the last batch
of loo roll that we decided to avoid the disruption of domestic
harmony by collecting our supplies on nights out. Finding your house
keys and taxi money whilst riffling through enough toilet paper
to strangle a whole litter of Andrex puppies, especially after a
few £1 doubles too many, all proved a bit too difficult.
No, no definitely resolving not to resort to such student money
saving depths second time around - including curtailing my awful
habit of picking up dropped coppers from pub floors and having a
sneaky feel down the back of sofas everytime I go round a mate’s
house.
Whilst immensely excited about getting to give the student lifestyle
another shot supposedly being an older and wiser postgrad (22 still
feels too young to have a real job, let alone a career), it’s moving
up to gorgeous York that’s really got me counting the days until
I wave the orange county goodbye.
My affectionate nickname for my home county is rightly deserved
- my local budget chemist actually sold out of it’s entire stock
of ridiculously cheap own brand fake tan in just 4 hours! My mum,
already worrying about my increased proximity to the Arctic Circle,
decided to buy me a (faux) fur lined coat for those grim northern
days, and bought myself some psychedelic flowery wellies so I can
keep dry whilst looking cool enough to fit in!
Hmmm….
Things already on my to do list: – visiting Flamingoland which
I was told by a real Yorkshireman whilst travelling is the "best
themepark in the world ever", aiming to be called ‘lass’ at least
once a day (in Notts it was ‘ducky’) and undertaking a ‘Dale’ town
name roadtrip, due to my own surname.
Just have to hope that I won’t get an unstoppable nose bleed as
I head up past Watford. Do you still need a passport to go through
the southern fairy land to northern monkey jungle?!
Sarah Dale
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