Here are the entries that have already been submitted to us so if you fancy winning a Intolerable Cruelty then get typing!

K athy McArdle, Belfast
It's hard to loose
The towel when your
Eyes are full of soap.
But it's worse to loose a loved one
When your heart is full of hope!!!!


Elaina Dobay, Gates
You wanted to know if I wanted to win
a movie with my man Clooney.
Of course, you silly. We ALL want to win.
If we didn't we'd be Looney!!

Edna Brown, Carrickfergus
Diet's are for Mondays,
Sometimes Tuesdays too.
But darling I luv you fat or thin
As your beauty is held within

Riya Puttanna, Rugby
Love is like a red red rose
That blooms from our hearts
Wilting when we're apart
But however far from me you may go
I shall tend that rose
Allowing it to grow
Love me as I love you
Be happy, be mine
And to your heart be true.

Jacqui, Glengormley
I look in your eyes
In day or at night
And I know I am safe
And everything's right.
Hand in hand we go
Whatever the weather
For there's nothing to fear
When we are together.

Maria Abbott, Blackburn
With these few words I hope you understand and see,
I love you no matter what and the same you love me,
And that I love you long enough for ever to last,
We will compare never to our loves from the past.

It is precious this split second of time,
We treasure our life's together we will climb,
The highest peak or deepest river,
Cause our love we can always no matter what can deliver.

Simon Collinge, Blackpool
If you'll be my Valentine,
I'll buy you chocs and bottles of wine.

You're on a diet? Oh well, thats fine,
You stick to salad
The treats are mine!

Lynsey Fenwick, Newcastle upon Tyne
They say love makes the world go round,
Its absolutely true
And no-ones love is greater than the love I have for you. You’re in everything I do, in every thought I think,
Without you my ship of love would hit the rocks and sink.
My love burns in my heart for you, it will never end,
You’re my lover, my companion for life and my best friend.
I love you.

Michelle Nugent, Cullenrammer
You say you love me with all your heart
I really hope that's true
You see, I feel the same way
I really, really do!
It was a chance in a million
That we would ever meet
But fate stepped in and lent a hand
I think that's quite a feat!
We knew exactly what we wanted
Before this thing did start
The last thing we intended
Was to give away our hearts.
But, somehow, along the way
I lost my heart to you
So now, I hope you realise
That, put simply, I love you.


Nell Westwood, Dorset
So there we were
Committed to each other
But with the rough edges of our single lives
Still scraping as we met.
But over years
the constant rubbing
Made us as a perfect chinese box
Fitting most beautifully
One into the other.

Doris Moore, Carrickfergus, Co Antrim
True love I have found
With you around
And as we reach for Heaven
Great joy is given
For eternal love knows no bounds

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