So you've left the card, present and booking a restaurant to the last minute? Don't panic, just make sure you follow our simple steps to guarantee a great night of lovin'.

• Don't tell your partner about that perfect present you almost bought
  
• Don't buy a padded or musical card. The bigger they are the worse they are!
  
• Don't buy the wrong size of anything
  
• Don't even think about buying single roses - some may say it's romantic - but really, it's just cheap!
  
• Don’t forget to wear clean underwear
  
• If going out for a meal do not forget your wallet
  
• If you forgot to book a restaurant just prepare a lurvely dinner. It will be much more fun and you never know where it will lead!!
  
• Don't wipe your nose on your sleeve
  
• If you have children - arrange a baby sitter
  
• Don't leave your partner alone with your parents, flatmates or pet
  
• Don't buy your partner household appliances for Valentine's Day
  
• Don't even think about buying flowers from your local garage.
  
• Shower her with compliments - they're free!
  
• Don't write tacky verses inside your card. A simple message from you will suffice
  
• Don't ogle at other men / women if you go out
  
• Don't get drunk
  
• Don't start a row or break up with your partner
  
• Don't arrange to meet your mates after your meal