Who delivers presents to baby sharks
at Christmas?
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What rides a sleigh, gives lots of presents and
has plenty of faults?
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What goes 'Ho! Ho! Ho! Thump!'?
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Father Christmas' sledge broke down on Christmas
Eve. He flagged down a passing motorist and asked, 'Can you help
me fix my sledge?'
'Sorry,' the motorist replied. 'I'm not a
mechanic - I'm a chiropodist.'
'Well, can you give me a toe?'
What goes Ho-squelch, Ho-squelch, Ho-squelch?
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A group of mountain climbers once heard Father
Christmas go past.
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What beats his chest and swings from Christmas cake
to Christmas cake?
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Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas?
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What bird has wings but cannot fly?
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Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake?
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We had grandma for Christmas dinner?
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Whats happens if you eat the Christmas decorations?
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What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas?
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How do you tell the difference between tinned turkey
and tinned custard?
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Did you hear about the stupid turkey?
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What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards?
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What do angry mice send to each other at Christmas?
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How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?
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What's Tarzan's favourite Christmas song?
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What's beautiful, grey and wears glass slippers?
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What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
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What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets
stuck in a chimney?
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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on
Christmas Eve?
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What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
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