Scrunter’s Likes:
1. I like Buckfast and cheap vodka mixed. I call it
the Portadown cocktail.
2. I like wemen with loose trousers and looser morals.
3. I like to get caught red handed and still get off.
4. I like the smell of vinyl in the morning.
5. I like till listen till the beat right up till my
ears bleed.
6. I like it when you’re skint and only have
enough for a fish and the chippy guy throws on a couple of chips anyway.
7. I like knowin’ where you can get a drink at
half five in the morning - and no, I ain’t telling youse where
that is.
8. I love Liverpool FC. Even more than my bird, Capri!
Scrunter’s Hates:
1. I hate solicitors, they’re all lyin dirty
*******!
2. I hate low alcohol beer.
3. I hate it when my dodgy cable box goes off at one
in the morning just when the good stuff’s about to come on.
4. I hate it when Capri goes off her medication.
5. I hate it when I have till fill in a form, my spelin
ain’t great.
6. I hate it when I wake up in a cop cell and they
won’t tell me what I’ve done.
7. I hate anybody who’s ever done a media degree,
I mean why would you bother?
8. I hate when people think I’m thick cos I ain’t
had their advantages – I mean, who’s the one on tele? HOAK
IT, HOAK IT!
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