Ballymenabob
TAG: ballymenabob69.
Fav TV Show – Deal or no deal, America's next top model, Cops.
FAV Food - Large kebab on nan, extra onions and chilli sauce. Sugar puffs.
Activities - Walkin about the town. Mad craic.
Fav Music - Everythin is s!**e since the Stone Roses split sham.
Interest - Not much in this current financial climate.
Happiest when - Staring at drunk students in the kebab shop about 2am on a Wednesday night outside the union.
Fav Sport - UTD all the way… Ballymena UTD.
See ye at the showground!
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TAG Name: Sexy69.
Favourite Films: Pretty Woman
Favourite Music: Anything over 100bpm.
Favourite TV Show: Sex in the City - it's just like
they've read my diary!
Favourite Book: Does Heat count as a book?
Favourite restaurant: If I'm paying, a footlong at
Subway.
Hobbies: Is it a hobby if you get paid for it?
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TAG Name: Craigavadcoolerking.
Favourite Films: Escape from Alcatraz, Shawshank Redemption,
Stir Crazy, The Great Escape, Mary Poppins.
Favourite Music: Vivaldi's Four Seasons, Holst's the
Planet Suite, Public Enemy's Fight the Power.
Favourite TV Show: Location, location. Prison Break
Favourite Book: Tunnelling for beginners, Anything
by Maeve Binchy.
Favourtie restaurant: To be honest anywhere where the
food doesn't come on plastic would be a relief.
Hobbies: Throwing informal dinner parties, making decorative
shanks, tunnelling...
Personal Hero: Nelson Mandela. Partially because of
his non violent protest against Apartheid. (I still won't serve Cape
Grape at my soirees ), but mainly because he ditched Winnie as soon
as he was released.
Life Motto: Used to be 'What doesn't kill you makes
you stronger', now revised to 'What doesn't kill you makes you walk
funny'.
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TAG Name: Hairybaps
Fav food: Kebab meat on chips. Extra mayonnaise. Pineapple smack.
Fav music: Scooter, Armand Van Helden, that there Spaceman song…bangin!
Fav film: Tourque, XXX, 2 fast 2 furious. Anything with Jet Li that isn’t about China.
Sports: Greyhounds. Pitch and toss.
Scared of: Child support, brew snoops and jaggy nettles.
Happiest when: Out with whiplash
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TAG NAME: smellyerma
Fav Food: Pot noodles with plenty of vinegar. Wotsits.
Fav Music: Paul Oakenfold, Fat Boy Slim, Bob Marley.
Fav Film: Enter the Dragon. The Lion King cus something happened my da too
Sports: Pool. Fruit machines
Scared of: Vigilantes. MRSA.
Happiest when: playing the xbox or chillin at a cider and glue party.
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TAG NAME: Rougemidget
Fav Food: Skittles and Dorritos. At the same time. Try a fistful of reds with a handful of nacho cheese.
Fav Music: Fallout Boy, Cradle of Filth, Aerosmith
Fav Film: Lord of the Rings, Star Trek: Generations. Weird Science
Sports: Quidditch
Scared of: Direct sunlight and Asthma. JJ Abrams ruining Star Trek.
Happiest when: Trashing Neill’s gamerscore.
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TAG NAME: jangoslave1
Fav Food: Red Bull and Taz bars.
Fav Music: Halo soundtrack, Guns and Roses
Fav Film: Return of the jedi. Tron, Akira, Xmen 1 and 3.
Sports: Call of Duty (Wii)
Scared of: P.E teachers. Beetroot. New Star trek film not being AMAZING!
Happiest when: People accept me for who I am. Downloading.
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TAG NAME: merlotmonster
Occupation: Substitute teacher (primary)
Activities: Committed oenophile (especially if it is cheap and white (which also accurately describes every man I have ever went out with)
Interests: Listening to all my girlfriends go on and on about their weddings/babies/careers. I really am interested. If my face looks like I’m not that’s just the medication I’m taking to help me deal with boring people.
Favourite Music: Any reformed boy band that are starting to show their age. I find that strangely comforting.
Favourite TV Show: Anything that has the words Naked, Beauty, Sex, Eat, or Property in the title.
Favourite Films: Anything but Disney. If I am made to watch another cartoon in work I will shove Nemo somewhere where they’ll need a proctologist to find him.
Favourite Books: Good Wine Guide, Rough Guide To Wine, The Wine Guide
Favourite Fact: The most dangerous animal with a horn is man.
About Me: Optimistic, energetic and motivated, all good words to get in Scrabble. As are Sarcastic and Annoyed.
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Tag name: 1flyingshepard
Occupation: IT Consultant
Activities: Thinking about stuff. Making sure people know when they are talking dung.
Interests: The three Fs, The Football, The Feed of Drink, The Footerin!
Favourite Music: Don’t Stop Believing by Journey, Ring Of Fire by Johnny Cash, Galway Girl by Magners
Favourite TV Show : Sopranos. I haven’t seen it yet, but I’ve heard about it and it sounds lethal!
Favourite Films: Goodfellas, Scarface, Batman 2 (not the first Batman 2, the new one with that dead actor boy in it)
Favourite Books: Anything by Jeremy Clarkson, pure class.
Favourite Quotations: “I’ll eat it if you pay me a tenner to do it” my brother, 2002
Favourite Fact: Eskimos have 18 words for snow but no word for keeping her handy.
About Me: First lad in my school to grow pubes. Fact!

