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SOME NECK

Gerry and Sean address the problem of neck shrinkage.

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LIKEABLE

Gerry says it's OK not to like people.

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DOG KNEES

Gerry wonders whether a dog has knees.

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SAUSAGE STORY

Gerry tells the sausage story.

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PERSONAL OBSERVATION

Sean has a personal observation on Gerry.

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ROAD RAGE

Some driving confessions from Gerry and Sean.

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DRY SHAMPOO

Gerry on washing without water.

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A FAILED ENTITY

Sean tries to remember where some places are and Gerry does Seamus Heaney speaking to Lord Craigavon.

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WHERE'S KEN?

Gerry explains that Ken is not responsible for everything at the BBC.

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GERRY'S AGE

Sean researches whether John Hume could have taught Gerry.

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PURRING

Sean tries to purr like a girl.

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CHRISTMAS PAST

Declan provokes a few memories of Christmases past.

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COLLECTING

How Gerry's childhood innocence was shattered by a fad for collecting.

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SCOTS

Gerry and Sean attempt to do the Scots entertainers, Francie and Josey.

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AILMENT

Gerry has a mystery ailment.

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HUNGER

Gerry eyes up a beef sandwich.

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FANBELT

Gerry explains why he doesn't get on with fanbelts.

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GREYHOUND

Sean told Gerry about being hauled through a field by a greyhound.

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A MISSING ARMCHAIR

Gerry tries to explain an absent chair.

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GERRY'S "SPY"

Gerry tries to recruit 7 year old Michael to spy on Sean.

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COMMUNICATION DIFFICULTIES

Geordie and Gerry have difficulty communicating.

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DID YOU FALL FROM LONDONDERRY?

Gerry and Sean come up with some chat up lines for Gregory.

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WHO LIKES HUGO?

Gerry finds a man whose wife doesn't like Hugo.

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WHO SANG THAT SONG

Gerry has a wee rant and helps a caller in his own distinctive style.

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CURSE OF DANIEL

Gerry tells the story of Daniel using a swear word.

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GETTING IN

If you have trouble gettin in, just ask for me.

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ACCENT

Gerry talks funny.

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CRUISESHIP

Gerry deals with a vexed cruiseship caller.

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LISTS

John McMenamin has observed the top 10 things that Gerry and Sean regularly say on the programme.

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BEST LINES

Gerry coaches Sean in the art of chatting up a lady.

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ALTERNATIVE SALES TREATMENT

Gerry reads a sketch featuring the Dungiven car salesman going to see Jan De Vries.

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NADINE ALOUD

Gerry and Sean do Jack Palance shooting Nadine Coyle in Shane.

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RESOLUTION

Gerry reveals his New Year's resolution for 2008.

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LINGERIE

Gerry teaches Sean a thing or two about ladies lingerie.

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STAR MAN

Gerry and Sean discuss Gerry's level of celebrity.

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IMPRESSION

Gerry and Sean impersonate Jackie Fullerton and Daniel O'Donnell.

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KITTENS

Are you allowed to give away kittens on the radio?

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MASSAGE

Thai Massage - Sharon has just returned from Hungary, where she has a word of warning.

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ELVIS

Kathleen asks Gerry to tell his Elvis story.

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TOOTHACHE

Gerry's toothache gives him a headache.

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DISHEVELLED

Sean Coyle quizzes Gerry on his dishevelled appearance.

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BUDGIE

Gerry hears about the budgie that had a heart attack.

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CHAT SHOW

Gerry tells a listener why he hated being a chat show host.

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MIME

Gerry pays tribute to the late Marcel Marceau.

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CHOIR

Gerry recalls his time as a choir boy.

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NO CONTENT

Gerry reads out a letter from a listener who's complaining about the lack of content on the programme.

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IMPERSONATION

Gerry impersonates former news reader, Sullivan Boomer.

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NO PEAS

A listener tells Gerry about his attempt to buy a fish supper with no peas.

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CATS

Geordie gives advice on getting rid of cats.

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TIMECHECK

Sean encourages Daphne to do the timecheck.

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HOLIDAYS

Gerry expresses his delight at being back to work after his summer holidays.

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WEST BELFAST

Gerry and a listener try to give Sean directions to Ardoyne.

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TOMMY MAKEM

Gerry pays tribute to the late Tommy Maken.

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THIN LIZZY

Thin Lizzy's Phil Lynott walks into a pub.

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CONFESSION

In the new found atmosphere of honesty, Gerry confesses all.

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HEADPHONES

Gerry is adjusting Sean's headphones at the start of the show - and worries about Hugo's TV trail.

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TAXI

Gerry does his impression of a Derry taxi driver.

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LETTER

A letter from a regular listener.

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FERRET

Can Gerry tell the ferret story?

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