Name: Patrick Kielty

Job Title: Presenter

What's the best thing about your job?
Daytime TV - being able to sit and watch it with a bowl of cornflakes. Particularly Jenny Jones' 'Jailbait' shows.

What's the worst thing about your job?
Having to stand up in front of people and basically saying 'this is what I think's funny, what do you think?'

What's the key to a successful media career?
Don't set up a celebrity photo shoot (one that's meant to look as though they've snapped you unaware on the street) and shag as many popstars as possible.

What's been your worst job ever?
Landscape gardening in LA with three Mexicans, who all came to work wearing shirts and trousers. Of course with my pale skin I was wearing the shorts and t-shirt, labouring in 110 degree heat - not ideal for a wee guy from Dundrum.

If you could choose anyone to appear on the show, who would you pick?
Osama Bin Laden or Roy Keane

What do you most like about Belfast?
The fact that no one treats you remotely like you're on TV. The down to earthness of the people.