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Red Hand Luke

Origions
Red Hand Luke is mad, bad and dangerous to know - and that’s his mother’s
view. He has been plaguing Uncle Andy, and anyone else he comes into contact
with, for as long as anyone can remember. The only time anyone got any
peace was when Luke was in jail. Luke served 15 years inside. He was only
sentenced to 10 but he got extra time for bad behaviour. The only thing
that kept Luke sane in the jail was listening to his favourite star -
Hugo Duncan. Sane is used here as a relative concept.
Politics
Luke is a Loyalist but he has no time for the complexities of politics
because he walks in the path of the Lord. He is a committed Christian
though he does have a little trouble with the 'love thy neighbour, turn
the other cheek, blessed be the meek, thou shalt not be a violent loon
parts of the normal Christian philosophy. Plus he also believes in aliens.
In 'Bonfire of the Insanities' Luke built a huge 12th bonfire - outside
Uncle Andys house - to attract aliens. He says they arrived, but
nobody believes him, especially as Luke claims the aliens turned out to
be Catholics.
Fashion
Fashion- the 70s are back. Modern kids pay a fortune for trendy flares
monkey hats and bomber jackets. Luke however just never bought any new
clothes since 1974.
The
Gangs favourite Red Hand Luke Joke
Luke
bursts into Uncle Andys
Luke - My TVs
broke. Can I watch yours?
Andy - (Sheepishly)
Of course Luke.
Luke - Right,
we'll bring it round to my house now then.
Luke exits
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