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Da, Cal, Dympna,
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Origions
Cal
is a child of the Troubles. The only problem is he never grew up. Da,
with tears in his eyes, tells the story of how Cal was once selected for
a cross-community holiday to Florida but turned it down because he'd miss
the internment night riots. Nowadays, Cal is still getting used to the
idea that a bus is for getting you from A to B and not for putting across
the road and torching it.
With this background
you'd be wrong to think of Cal as a juvenile delinquent. From childhood
to the present day he does everything his Da tells him to do. Very few
fathers today can make that boast.
Politics
Whilst the last thirty years were pretty grim for most people, for Cal
they were the 'wonder years'. But recent developments have left Cal feeling
confused. In the good ol' days things were simple. Then it was 'Brits
out!' now it's 'Brits kind of in but with cross border bodies and an equality
agenda'. Try fitting that slogan onto a placard with poster paints. While
Da slavishly accepts 'Gerry's analysis', Cal has the uncomfortable habit
of dragging up the past and embarrassing Da with it. For example, 'But
Da, didn't you used to say Gerry's friend, that nice Mr Hume, was leader
of the Stoop Down Low Party?' or 'Da, what was Gerry getting at when he
said "they haven't gone away, you know"? or 'Da, see the way
you're an Assembly man, well whatever happened to "no return to Stormont"?
It is for this reason that Cal hasn't progressed very far in Sinn Fein.
He does, however, have one political ambition - to get a green metal ribbon.
Fashion
As a trendy kid on the block, Cal likes to hang out in his cool Hibernia
gear - corduroy slacks, tweed sports jacket, waistcoat and Granda shirt
set off by his green nylon ribbon. When not dressing to impress, he dresses
University Challenge casual - Simpsons, South Park and Teletubbies T-shirts.
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