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Other
biographies:
Ma, Da, Cal,
Dympna, Billy,
Uncle Andy, Mervyn,
Red Hand Luke

Origins
Unknown.
Is he really Billy's Uncle Andy or just his mother's 'particular friend'?
Politics
Middle of the road. Usually a Catholic one - with a sash on.
Fashion
Uncle Andy is a fashion icon. He single-handedly brought the string vest
back into High Street stores. He has developed his own unique 'Protestant
style', which includes a Viva Zapata moustache and Reactolite sunglasses
- totally unnecessary in this climate but an essential loyalist fashion
accessory since the seventies (also handy for hiding his lying eyes when
he's pulling a fast one on Billy). His array of chunky jewellery adds
a full stone to his weight and is only outshone by his greasy slicked-down
hair. His wardrobe is completed by his Elvis belt buckle that fulfils
the dual function of demonstrating his undying loyalty to 'the king' and
hiding his beer gut. If you wish to achieve the Uncle Andy look we urge
you to seek psychiatric help.
The
mystery of Uncle Andy
The writers have yet to decide, so watch future episodes as to why Billy
hasn't bucked him out of the house years ago...
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