Ireland's premier clubbing and online community get the grilling from our remarkably hard-working online mega-bot. Details transcribed below...

Hi, and how the hell are you today?
I'm doing great thanks.

Let's get started then. First musical memory?
Running my fingers on an out of tune piano

Ever played Ireland and if so where, when and how was it for you?
All the time. Always fun !

What prompted you to get fully involved in dance music?
When I was 12/13 a cousin of mine moved in with us who went to college nearby. He introduced me to mixtapes. The Prodigy, hip-hop and pirate radio. Haven't looked back since...

Last piece vinyl you bought and is it going to finally pop it's wee
plastic clogs soon?
I can't remember the last vinyl I bought, probably 2 years ago now, honestly. It will have a place for a few years yet, but it's on the way out, yeah.

Best clubbing experience?
Too many. Laurent Garnier playing for us was 2 hours of white light!

Your house is on fire, you can only carry one piece of vinyl or CD
out, what will it be?
Presence - Better Day

Non dance music, what are you listening to at the mo?
Van Morrison - Astral Weeks

Do you have any famous DJ mates and if so who, and what are they
really like? Go on you can tell us...
I don't have any mates, never mind famous DJ mates.

Stuff Ministry and all that crap, what is really the best club in the world?
Stiff Kitten is the most impressive club I've been in , in the last 2 years.

Your criminal record - whats the worst piece of music ever played out?
Roy Orbison. It was my dad's birthday so I had to.

Best DJ in the world and why?
Laurent Garnier. Why? Just is, innit.

And when will we see you again then?
Hoping to be up in Belfast soon, if Al Simms lets us.

Right, gis your current top 5 and then bugger of out of it we have
work to do y'know...
Pete Moss - Check It - Recline
BDI - Cherry Cherry Cherry - Scribble
Martin Landsky - Come To Me (Seko K Mix) - Poker Flat
Kannmoon - Eye Contact - Mosquito
Larry Heard - Sun Can't Compare - Allievated