Media playback is unsupported on your device

Sir Terry Wogan on the EU Commission presidential candidates

15 May 2014 Last updated at 09:15 BST

The candidates for European Commission president will debate live on TV on Thursday night in a live link up across the continent. Does that remind you of anything?

In case you were in any doubt, BBC Radio 4 Today programme asked Sir Terry Wogan - fabled voice of Eurovision - to cast an eye over the runners and riders in a ballot which lacks some of the sparkle, but none of the intrigue of the annual song contest.