Stewart Francis's Posh and Becks joke Fringe 'funniest'
Stewart Francis delivers his award-winning joke on Posh and Becks
Comedian Stewart Francis has won an award for the funniest joke of the Edinburgh Fringe.
The deadpan Canadian funnyman was given the prize by digital TV channel Dave, whose panel put a selection of their favourites to a public vote.
He won for the joke: "You know who really gives kids a bad name? Posh and Becks."
The British King of the one-liner, Tim Vine, took the runner-up spot for the second year in a row.
Vine, who won the award two years ago, appears twice in the list of 10 jokes compiled by the TV channel, as does Francis.
The top jokes were:
- 1. Stewart Francis - "You know who really gives kids a bad name? Posh and Becks."
- 2. Tim Vine - "Last night me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the telly. "
- 3. Will Marsh - "I was raised as an only child, which really annoyed my sister."
- 4. Rob Beckett - "You know you're working class when your TV is bigger than your book case."
- 5. Chris Turner - "I'm good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet… I don't know Y."
- 6. Tim Vine - "I took part in the sun tanning Olympics - I just got Bronze."
- 7. George Ryegold - "Pornography is often frowned upon, but that's only because I'm concentrating."
- 8. Stewart Francis - "I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together. Riveting!"
- 9. Lou Sanders - "I waited an hour for my starter so I complained: 'It's not rocket salad."
- 10. Nish Kumar - "My mum's so pessimistic, that if there was an Olympics for pessimism… she wouldn't fancy her chances."
The winning joke was taken from Stewart Francis's current Edinburgh show, Return of the Lumberjacks.
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The show, at The Assembly Rooms, is a reunion for Francis and other Canadian comics, Craig Campbell and Glenn Wool.
Francis, who made his Edinburgh debut 15 years ago, has made appearances on British TV shows such as Mock the Week and Live at The Apollo.
Although born in Canada, both of Stewart's parents are British and he lives in the UK full-time with his Scottish wife.
Of his win, Stewart said: "1969 West Mall Soccer Association's Most Valuable Player, and now this."
The 10 Dave judges sat through an average of 60 comedy shows.
The panel was made up of comedy critics such as Dominic Maxwell of The Times, Mark Monahan of the Daily Telegraph and Bruce Dessau of the Evening Standard.
They shortlisted 30 jokes which were then put to a public vote.
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SuperCharybdis21st August 2012 - 16:19
Two aerials on the roof fell in love and got married. The wedding ceremony wasn't much good but the reception was brilliant.
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TRT21st August 2012 - 16:11
I used to work as a brakeman on the Snowdonia Mountain Railway. After I left, things went rapidly downhill.
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ilikelimes21st August 2012 - 16:10
I went back to the town where I grew up and found they'd built a new university campus on the street where I used to live, but that's all academic now...
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paulmerhaba21st August 2012 - 16:09
My dog has no legs.
I have called him embassy.
I take him for a drag every-night.
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AndyC55521st August 2012 - 16:08
Girl walks into a fancy cocktail bar "I'd like a double entendre" she asks.
So the barman gave her one.
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Shaunie Babes21st August 2012 - 16:08
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And then father of the familly said "The Aristocrats"
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FisherOfTruth21st August 2012 - 16:05
.. and Noah's wife spake unto him and asked...
"Tell me dearest husband why doest thou build an Ark"
..and Noah replied....
"Because the BBC Weather Forecast has just predicted a hot dry summer"
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ESchrodinger21st August 2012 - 16:04
My fave Tim Vine gag was from a couple of Fringes ago.
"I've just been on a once in a lifetime holiday. Tell you what, never again"
Sublime.
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Sidney Monroe21st August 2012 - 16:01
Hilarious - one overtly racist joke got editor's pick and then 'referred for further consideration.' Several jokes that have made it on here are nauseating and juvenille - where are the moderators when you actually need them.
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Paul Roberts21st August 2012 - 16:01
Well they made me laugh. Let's have some more.
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Dominic21st August 2012 - 15:58
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And_here_we_go_again21st August 2012 - 15:57
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Matt21st August 2012 - 15:55
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northeastcorner21st August 2012 - 15:55
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Razorbill21st August 2012 - 15:54
Question for anyone stating these jokes "are not funny".
Do you feel superior to us because you are not laughing with us?
Or do you feel inferior to us because you are not laughing with us?
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robert21st August 2012 - 15:54
I LOL'd
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PatBenatar21st August 2012 - 15:47
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Philip CComment number 362 is an Editors' Pick
21st August 2012 - 15:36
A man walks into a doctors, Doctor you've got to help me I keep getting these songs in my head that wont go away
Doctor: What kind of songs
Man: Well in the last two weeks there's been, Delilah, Sex Bomb, Kiss and You can keep your hat on
Doctor: Sounds to me like you have a bad case of Tom Jones syndrome
Man: Never heard of it is it common?
Doctor: Well .... It's not unusual
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PhillComment number 361 is an Editors' Pick
21st August 2012 - 15:35
Two cow's discussing bovine disease.
One says to the other, 'Are you worried about this mad cow issue?' The other one says, 'Why should I, I'm a duck.'
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