The joker who wanted to be a bomber

Irfan Naseer at school Always the joker: Irfan Naseer at school

Three men have been found guilty of preparing acts of terrorism including what could have been a massive bombing campaign against targets in the UK.

Irfan Naseer, Irfan Khalid and Ashik Ali, all from Birmingham, face life sentences for their plan to become suicide bombers. This is the story of how a school joker became one of the most dangerous men in Britain.

Irfan Naseer wanted to be the next big thing.

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He just couldn't comprehend everybody moving on and he was struggling to move on from school days. He wanted to prove something”

End Quote Anas Zein Al-Abdeen, former school friend

For most of his adult life, he had struggled to find his place in the world, but by 2010, he had stopped struggling.

He didn't seem to care that his mates called him Big Irfan, Chubbs or Chubby.

Because in his own world, he had become a different kind of big man.

He was going to be a bomber.

And he was going to show the world a thing or two, even if pressing the trigger on a homemade detonator would be the last thing he would ever do.

He and Irfan Khalid, described in court as his right-hand man, left their Birmingham homes twice to join training camps linked to al-Qaeda deep within the tribal areas bordering Afghanistan - the second trip ending in the summer of 2011.

Khalid and Naseer at Birmingham Airport Training trips: Khalid and Naseer at Birmingham Airport

Their plan was simple. The men joined the camps to receive broad training in bomb-making, weapons and poisons from al-Qaeda contacts.

Armed with this knowledge, they would then bring it back to the UK and spread it to other recruits. It was up to the men themselves to decide what to do with the skills, rather than wait for commands from the other side of the world.

On their return, they began seeking recruits for a bombing campaign. They already had Ashik Ali in the team. Naseer organised a Pakistan training camp trip for four other men from Birmingham - and identified others he wanted to be part of his plan.

None of the men realised they were already being monitored by MI5 and the police. In fact, they were being watched so closely that investigators knew that the four recruits had been sent overseas.

And so during the summer of 2011, the security services sat quietly listening and assessing Naseer's plans. Over the course of three months at Woolwich Crown Court, the jury were told that "Big Irfan" and the others were full of big talk - and bigger plans.

Raising cash

In one bugged conversation, the men criticised the 2005 London bombers, saying they had forgotten to add nails to their devices to make them more lethal.

Naseer talked about martyrdom and the merits of various forms of attack, from using rifles on the streets to time bombs. Khalid joked about them being "suicide bombers driving around ready to take on England".

Another conversation revolved around whether they could fit blades to a car and cut people down in the street.

None of this yet amounted to a specific attack plan and so investigators sat tight and continued to listen.

What was clear was that Naseer and the others were considering plans and timetables. They had begun raising cash and were looking for somewhere safe to operate away from prying eyes.

Naseer talked about opening an Islamic shop to provide a cover story for recruitment and plotting in its back rooms. Khalid agreed, saying in one monitored conversation that it would provide "beautiful cover". But in the end, they settled on a small flat provided by Ashik Ali.

Naseer and others collecting cash Charity collecting: Naseer, Khalid and money man Rahin Ahmed under surveillance

As for the cash, Naseer and his recruits went onto the streets of Birmingham during the Islamic holy month of Ramadan, rattling collection buckets and wearing high-visibility tabards.

They sought donations for a local madrassah project and a legitimate international development British charity, Muslim Aid.

But the real plan was to con ordinary people. They collected some £13,000 from Muslims who regard it as a religious and moral duty to give to charity during Ramadan.

Rahin Ahmed, another member of the cell, said he could make more money by investing it in online currency trading - he lost £9,000. Ahmed has separately pleaded guilty to fund-raising for terrorism.

Undeterred with the disastrous bungling of his associate, Naseer maintained his resolve. He warned the others to be on their guard for Satan, who could enter their dreams and make them doubt the righteousness of their path.

He said that if they allowed doubts to enter their mind, then "you're not gonna do it, bro, you're not going to press the button".

'The real deal'

Investigators were increasingly concerned by this kind of talk and their suspicions were reinforced when Naseer and Khalid revealed they had recorded martyrdom videos while being trained in Pakistan.


  • March 2009: Naseer and Khalid fly to Pakistan for first training camp
  • December 2010: Second Pakistan training camp
  • July-Aug 2011: Charity collections over 23 days
  • August 2011: Naseer sends four other men to camps
  • September 2011: Experimenting at Ashik Ali's flat
  • September 2011: Plotters arrested and charged

"We realised they were the real deal, committed and passionate in what they were doing," said Det Insp Adam Gough, who led the West Midlands Police inquiry.

"It was very chilling to listen to some of it in terms of 9/11 and 7/7. They revered those sorts of things and wanted to create another incident that people would remember and celebrate in the years to come."

A burnt note found in Ashik Ali's flat Burnt note: Bomb instructions found at the safe house

Inside Ashik Ali's safe house in September 2011, Naseer began explaining to Ali how to make homemade bombs.

His knowledge, the jury heard, came from a combination of the training camps he had attended and his university degree in pharmacy.

The jury at the trial were taken through long recordings in which Naseer went to great lengths to explain the finer technical details of explosives.

Ashik Ali doubted whether the men could carry 20kg rucksacks and Naseer said that it would be easier to carry bombs of half that size. He suggested that if they used timers, they could build more devices.

"Seven or eight of them in different places," said Naseer. "With timers on… probably to go boom, boom, boom everywhere."

Investigators had already heard the men talking about being dead by the middle of 2012. Now that the conversations had turned to how to construct devices and how to use them, they moved in to stop the plot progressing.

Time had run out for Irfan Naseer. He, Khalid and Ali were arrested along with nine others. Six men have already pleaded guilty to terrorism offences.

The men had never got to the point of fixing on a target. But in his police interview, Ashik Ali told detectives that Naseer had proposed making suicide bomb vests, acquiring guns and targeting British soldiers.

During the trial, Irfan Naseer denied that he was a terrorist, but he wove a tale of internal Pakistani-community politics in Birmingham with him as the victim of malicious rumours. His barrister told the jury that Naseer was a fantasist who would have made a "rubbish terrorist".

Joker to threat

Anas Zein Al-Abdeen was at school with Irfan Naseer. He told the BBC's Inside Out West Midlands programme that his former friend became increasingly extreme as he entered adulthood, holding views a world away from the man he had known as "Chubby", the school joker.

Irfan Naseer at school Popular at school: Irfan Naseer

"I'm sad that this guy could have been serving the community by being a pharmacist, by maybe doing charity work that will really make a difference, instead he's harmed the community," Mr Al-Abdeen said.

"The guys [at school] stuck around with him because he was funny, lively, always had a lot to say, quite outspoken.

"[But] he couldn't adapt to working life. This, I think, is the start of his downfall. He started looking at achieving something else apart from his career or his profession."

Naseer was angry about international politics, expressing frustrations about injustices in the Muslim world.

Mr Al-Abdeen and others in Birmingham have told the BBC that the local Muslim community was increasingly worried about what he was up to. During the trial, the jury heard that one influential local man had confronted Naseer, as rumours spread that he had sent four recruits to a training camp.

He added: "The way he used to dress up, a lot of people found him intimidating. I know for a fact when he used to go to the mosques that a lot of people used to look at him with disdain.

"He does have extreme views. I mean there's no doubt about this. You'd be excused if you thought the film Four Lions was based on this guy Chubby because his friends never really took what he said seriously."

"I believe him when he said he wanted to be the big man," he told the BBC. "He just couldn't comprehend everybody moving on and he was struggling to move on from school days. He wanted to prove something."

Inside Out West Midlands will be investigating the men at the heart of the terror trial on Monday 25 February on BBC1 at 19.30 GMT. If you don't live in the BBC West Midlands transmission area it will be available here on the BBC iPlayer.

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  • Comment number 103.

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    Comment number 102.

    On the surface then just a bunch of losers seeking status from fantasies.
    It's not a Big Brother justification job the authorities had to step in and lock them up,
    The problem with fantasists is that they get so far down a particular path that they end up going through with it as peer pressure and fear of ridicule will not allow them to stop.
    Not a lot different from gangster rappers really.

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    Comment number 101.

    Yes 'reluctant working mum' these so-called 'terrorists' really had no bombs, no materials to make bombs, no weapons and no actual plans so it would have been perfectly safe to sit next to them. Your groundless fear is exactly what the Media and Establishment want, they need to justify the secrecy, unlimited power and big salaries they enjoy.

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    Comment number 100.

    "Islamic extremist is to Islam as KKK is to Christianity." - The West Wing

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    Comment number 98.

    On the one hand these guys have walked straight out of the 'Four Lions' film. They are the Citizen Smith or Alf Garnet of British Muslims. But the suffering that would have been inflicted by them would have been dreadful. Big issue is preserving security without further stressing inter-ethnic & community relations. Economic austerity & disintegration of social fabric is getting nasty!

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    Comment number 97.

    Extremism is just that, whichever so called religion you lend yourselves to ? Never was nor ever will be a justification for killing in the name of...........
    However this heinous act is prevented from occurring should be applauded by all faiths at all times.

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    Comment number 96.

    This makes me so angry.and fustrated...that this country is allowing these sort of scum to live here! We deserve everything we get ...and they will be the ones laughing!. People should NOT be allowed to be here if they hate us and our society! Deport.them back to where they belong .... Who gives a.damn of their "human rights"...they are happy to blow us all up!!

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    Comment number 95.

    This is all horribly predictable. We don't indoctrinate youngsters but we make little effort to lay out the facts before them. I am told that we teach civics in schools but I bet they are too PC to lay out the facts. Democracy's try to accommodate the aspirations of minorities through voting for the common good. Its flawed but its better than violence. Education needs to take this head on.

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    Comment number 94.

    The physical evidence against these men is laughable.
    How hard to fake a burnt note?
    Whatever their intent, these guys look like inadequate patsies....
    Remember,what's coming to light about these "james bond" types
    Ken Livingstone, Kincora boys home, MI5 filming

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    Comment number 93.

    Q. What is the difference between terrorists and "terrorists"?

    A, If you plot to blow up innocent British civilians, you are a terrorist. If you actually blow up innocent Syrian civilians, you are a "terrorist".

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    Comment number 92.

    Homegrown terrorism is sadly a devastating reality we must now face but don't blame all Muslims, having travelled to Kuwait many times I have never found a more friendly people more willing to help out each other and even non Muslims sadly there are some who spoil it for the whole, and to be quite honest Islam Christians and Jews all worship the same God just the interpretation is different

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    Comment number 91.

    63. dereeka
    I agree with you, but surely, understanding some of the inaccuracies & misunderstandings that are aired on these forums can help prevent the wider public from turning against Islam in general, rather than the small minority who have hijacked their religion! Christianity and Islam are strikingly similar. Jesus gets more mentions (63) in the Quoran than the Prophet Mohammed (12)!

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    Comment number 90.

    I have little time for any religion. Read history, see what it has done throughout the ages and wonder why we allow this to happen in our country today. Most of us have moved on but we allow this primitive culture to invade our society. Why?

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    Comment number 87.

    Bring back capital punishment!

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    Comment number 84.

    It's not so long ago that Catholics and Protestants were burning each other, and anyone else for that matter, at the stake in the name of God so we shouldn't be surprised that some followers of a religion that is 600 years younger than Christianity act like teenagers, intolerant of everything that doesn't suit them. Christianity has grown up and out of that stage, I hope.


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