Newspaper review: Flood concern and neknomination fear
While the heart-rending tales of human suffering brought about by the flooding which has affected swathes of southern England for more than six weeks continue to be told, many of Tuesday's papers latch onto the reported cabinet split over the government's handling of the problem.
The Guardian leads on Prime Minister David Cameron's reported "exasperation" with Communities Secretary Eric Pickles, who has taken over leading the response while Environment Secretary Owen Paterson recovers from emergency eye surgery.
After publicly criticising the Environment Agency on Sunday over its efforts to deal with flooding, "a contrite" Mr Pickles appeared before the Commons to "lavish" praise, reports the paper..
Comments by the agency's chairman Lord Smith, that people who buy homes on flood plains should know the risk, lead the Daily Telegraph. It says Mr Cameron "refused to rule out sacking the peer once the flooding crisis is over".
But Beth Rigby, deputy political editor of the Financial Times, said the Environment Agency chairman's comments were "relatively innocuous". Reviewing the front pages on the BBC News Channel, she said his remarks were "sensible".
The writer and broadcaster John Kampfner, speaking on the same programme, said he was surprised at how little mention had been made about climate change during the flooding.
It was "pretty myopic" to say it was not "responsible at all", he said.'Stormageddon'
The Times dedicates its first seven pages to the continuing flooding - which now threatens to bring "significant" problems to the Thames Valley.
Reporter David Sanderson describes a "siege mentality" at Wraysbury, a village west of Heathrow Airport. While children off school enjoy playing in the water ("Peppa Pig would love it"), he finds locals who believe the creation of the Jubilee River has prevented the "gin and Jag" set of Windsor and Eton being flooded, but it's the communities downstream left "to sink or swim".
BBC is so Sochi sorry
Monday's paper review by my colleague Victoria King dedicated an appropriate amount of space to Britain's Jenny Jones' bronze medal in the Winter Olympics.
Yet BBC TV's attempts to convey the historic nature of Jones' success - the first ever British Olympic medal on the snow - was the broadcasting equivalent of sliding down a mountain on your bottom, according to some of the papers.
"Fury as BBC team ruins Jenny's moment of glory", says the Express
The Guardian says the BBC admitted its commentory team "got over-excited". Around 300 people complained about "whoops and cheers" and the "puerile and hyperactive" efforts of commentators Ed Leigh, Aimee Fuller and Tim Warwood.
The Guardian finds itself with similar stories from just west of the UK capital, with residents saying that most of the help they received came from volunteers, not the authorities.
It also finds another news line among the flooded homes and business, as one elderly couple said they had warned Heathrow's owners that the surrounding land was not suitable for a third runway, given it was likely to flood.
Under the headline "Stormageddon", the Sun reports how two of the Queen's favourite servants have had to leave their grace-and-favour homes as the flooding Thames threatened Windsor. Queen's page Paul Whybrew and head housekeeper Rachel Gordon have been given somewhere to stay in Windsor Castle, it says.
The Daily Mail though is in campaigning mode, launching a petition calling for some cash from the UK's multi-billion pound overseas aid budget to be re-directed towards relief efforts here at home.
"Britain has given hundreds of millions in aid towards flood relief overseas," says its front-page leader column. "Now, our own people are enduring the misery."
Continuing on page two with a factbox detailing billions "squandered" on "vanity projects", the Mail's campaign receives support from UKIP leader Nigel Farage.Lighting up struck down
Many of the papers report the Commons giving ministers the power to ban smoking in cars where children are passengers, following a free vote by MPs.
"The law should stop parents directly harming their kids", is the Sun's conclusion in its leader column.
Not a Windermere fan?
TV host Davina McCall is in almost every paper looking, well, not great.
The 46-year-old presenter is currently engaged in a week of physically-demanding events taking her from Edinburgh to London in aid of the Sport Relief appeal.
Monday's test of endurance was a gruelling swim across Lake Windermere.
McCall was exhausted and tearful after the swim, reports the Mail.
"Overcome with effort and cold", says the Telegraph.
The Sun doesn't hold back: "her lifeless body was dragged from an icy lake," it says.
The Express notes later on Monday, McCall embarked on a 65-mile bike ride, having tweeted "I'm OK".
Noting that the measure caused divisions within the government, the Daily Mail says Deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg voted against the ban, as did Home Secretary Theresa May and Justice Secretary Chris Grayling. Chancellor George Osborne supported it, as did Health Secretary Jeremy Hunt.
The Daily Telegraph reports that while David Cameron missed the Commons vote because he was touring flooded parts of south-west England, he changed his mind and supported the ban.
The Guardian says the "confused government" position is reminiscent of plans to bring in plain packaging for cigarettes, which the Conservatives backed, then dropped, then said would be adopted if there was proof it would work.
Among the more vocal opponents of the ban was Conservative Philip Davies. While much of his ire was aimed at Labour's health spokeswoman Luciana Berger, Mr Davies had much to say about supporters of a ban among his fellow MPs, arguing the party used to believe in the rights of the individual to do as they please.
And the Daily Express says another Tory MP, Charles Walker, told the Commons a ban risked "criminalising" good parents.Oui, ja, si, to migrants curb
Several papers report on Switzerland's decision to curb immigration from the EU, both in the news pages and the leader columns.
One for the Mantel-piece?
Hilary Mantel has become the only living writer to have her painting on display in the British Library, reports the Daily Telegraph.
Mantel - a double Man Booker prize winner - made headlines when she described a portrait of the Duchess of Cambridge as showing her with "dead eyes" and a "strained smile".
The Mantel portrait will go on show from 24 February.
The Daily Telegraph's report says Berne is on a collision course with Brussels, with the EU, Germany and France angry at the 50.3% vote by Swiss citizens in favour of an immigration quota.
While Switzerland is not a member of the EU, it enjoys preferential access to the bloc, and is often cited by British Eurosceptics when arguing for the UK to leave the European Union but to continue to trade with it.
Page 12 of the Daily Express is given over to a column by political commentator Ross Clark, who suggests the vote means the open borders argument "has no democratic legitimacy", while the Swiss people have called for controlled immigration "to distinguish... who are likely to benefit the economy and those who won't".
The Times says around 80,000 EU citizens settle in Switzerland each year and with the UK and Netherlands talking about curbing the free movement of labour, Brussels is "likely to propose severe consequences to deter an unravelling of a principle it holds sacred".
The Daily Mail reports the views of think tank Open Europe, whose spokesman Pawel Swidlicki tells the papers that the Swiss move "would galvanise proponents of a British [EU] exit" but opponents would question if Britain could continue to enjoy full access to the single market.Neknomination condemnation
Almost every British national newspaper on Tuesday covers neknomination.
This is a craze which involves participants filming themselves drinking alcohol - "necking" - nominating someone to follow them and then posting a video of them carrying out the dare on Facebook - according to the Guardian.
The Sun leads on one such neknomination: a soldier who carried the coffin of the former Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher at her funeral filmed himself dressed in a leotard drinking a beer containing two live goldfish.
Other papers report the first deaths supposedly from neknominations in the UK.
Stephen Brookes, 29, and Isaac Richardson, 20, died within hours of each other on Sunday after posting online videos of themselves drinking pints of spirits, reports the Times.
Mr Brookes mother Paula told the Sun: "We don't want to see any more victims of this craze."
Some of Mr Brookes's friends have started a Facebook group called "Ban NekNominate", which has more than 600 members, says the Daily Mail.Making people click
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