Caption Challenge: Shelling out

  • 26 June 2014
A vet checks Helen the giant tortoise at Bristol Zoo Image copyright PA

Winning entries in the Caption Challenge.

The competition is now closed.

This week, a vet checks Helen the giant tortoise at Bristol Zoo.

Thanks to all who entered. The prize of a small amount of kudos to the following:

6. Jon Boaden:

Vet: I was expecting to see a Mr Hare next, but you seem to have turned up first.

5. Martin Cartney:

"Work your magic doctor and make me look a hundred years younger!"

4. David Norris:

"Have you tried moisturising at night?"

3. Graz Valentine:

"I'm not saying anything until Johnny Morris gets here."

2. Richard Gibson:

"Well that was a success, you'll be running around like a two hundred year old in no time!"

1. IABP:

"The last thing you remember was being picked up during Blue Peter and put in a cardboard box and left in a shed?"

Full rules can be seen here [16KB]

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