• "Next time I come in, can you work out some radio car with a big microphone which comes out of the side and we'll do the show from the bike."
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• "I haven't got heated seats on the bike. Instead, I have a small puppy. I ladle him full of soup before the journey. And he gets pleasantly warm and then he just curls up and falls asleep and he keeps me nice and warm."
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• "A lot of farmers are resorting to wrapping their cows in bubble wrap. What happens is that they're troubled by mischievous rapscallions coming into the fields and tipping them over. But if you put em in bubble wrap, no-one can resist popping it. So as they tip the cow, it pops and they just pop away and then the rural police come in and catch themselves a cow tipper."
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