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Shortly before the Beatles appeared on 'The Ed Sullivan Show', Jackie
Mason caused controversy by refusing to come off stage and giving
Ed Sullivan the finger and, as a result, he didn't work on American
TV for 10 years. Now he is revered as one of America's greatest living
comedians and he made his debut in Liverpool with a new one-man show,
'Politically Incorrect', at the Philharmonic Hall last night.
Jackie
Mason is very politically incorrect and if his remarks were made
by a gentile, it is unlikely that he would be allowed to perform.
His commentary on New York Jewish life is extremely witty and his
take on how gentiles and Jews differ in purchasing theatre seats
is hilarious. He said that his show went down well in Israel, "but
I told the same jokes in Egypt, not a laugh." The Palestinians
had offered him half a million dollars for one concert "but
that's including funeral expenses."
Jackie
Mason's trademark is his monotoned, nasal delivery and it is combined
with his hand gestures and asides like "D'you understand that?"
and "son of a bitches". With insults for every occasion,
he began with a few words about Liverpool and how the city has one
great building after another. "Why is everyone of them next
to a shithouse?" he remarked, and it's an astute observation.
Some of our best buildings are next door to decrepit properties.
There
was not as much political content as I expected in 'Politically
Incorrect'. Jackie Mason made a poignant attack on George Bush but
he had his reservations about John Kerry too. He admired Tony Blair
and said, "He is an international statesman and he always manages
to be away when there is a crisis with your hospitals or your transport."
He
is very good on the problems of daily living and his five minute
routine on answerphone messages was very funny. "Why does anyone
ask you to leave the time of the call? You may say, I would have
left a message but I didn't have my watch on."
Another
diatribe was against Indian taxidrivers in New York. He said, "They
say they know the city, but that city is Calcutta." When in
doubt, they take you to the airport. His familiar routine about
homosexuals is still witty. "A heterosexual says, 'Darling,
I would like to make love to you' and a homosexual says, 'Turn around'."
I saw
Jackie Mason in the West End three years ago and thought it was
the funniest stand-up I had ever seen. Although 'Politically Incorrect'
was billed as an all-new show, I had heard half of it before. Now
that's being Jewish for you - if something's working, they want
to leave it in. See what I mean. That sounds racist when I say it,
but from Jackie Mason, it's all right. Poking fun at ourselves and
our national, sexual and religious characteristics must surely be
a good thing and it is people like Jackie Mason who make the world
a safer place.
Words: Spencer Leigh
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