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My
trek to the Delph was a remarkably enjoyable one for the final
Comedy Club of the current season. The collaboration of illuminating
Christmas lights and inevitably crap weather in my stroll
down Lincoln high street meant only one thing: Christmas is
indeed just round the corner.
We've
seen some remarkably talented acts grace the stage over the
previous few months, but may I say, having reviewed the evenings
for over two years (and having attended them for a good year
or so before that), this was without doubt the best comedy
evening I have ever had the privilege of viewing anywhere
in the UK.
First
up was our compere Brendan Riley, who arrived on stage doing
his best Santa impression and throwing out a collection of
presents to the masses. With a large amount of audience participation,
Brendan talked about alternative condoms (including his own
experiences which were hilarious), and announced the highly
anticipated Impossible Quiz.
Having
joked about winning the comedy scouse's 'lager beer' in the
quiz just moments earlier, I was amazed and equally pleased
to get to the final four and then go on to leave the stage
triumphant with the holy pitcher held aloft like some sort
of honorary sporting prize. As expected and as ever, Brendan's
warm-up was absolutely brilliant. Roll on the next act.
Having
arrived a little late due to a train delay, the crowd appeared
collectively confused as Perrier award winner Wil Hodgson
strolled onto the stage. Dressed like a some sort of stereotypical
lesbian in rock gear and sporting tattoos, florescent pink
make-up and a pink Mohawk, Wil provided the best alternative
act I have ever witnessed.
Whilst
his advertised femininity provided jokes about his 'Care Bear'
and 'My Little Pony' toy collections, Wil talked primarily
about skinhead stereotypes, tattoos, racism, Communism and
men's magazines. It was rather abstract to dress as he did,
but cover the themes that were totally affiliated with the
type of things you'd expect a butch pub-goer to shout about
before he pummelled you.
Wil's
brilliantly witty and completely original style had everyone
laughing, not one person in the venue could say that they
weren't impressed. A big thumbs up from me, and I look forward
to seeing Wil again next season at the Delph.
After
a short interval and yet more presents came the time to announce
our headlining act. The audience demonstrated such a collective
excitement that the atmosphere must have sounded like a fight
from outside. The bashing of tables and chants of 'Jarred!'
filled the room as seasonally named Kiwi Jarred Christmas
shot on stage like a bullet from a gun.
Jarred
was a regular compere at the Delph last season and regularly
had attendees in stitches at his 'off on a tangent' gags.
His style comes in the form of picking a theme and then talking
about it for ages, until it either eventually becomes increasingly
sick or sexual.
Jarred
also sports a unique talent for combating heckles which was
also demonstrated brilliantly.
Highlighting
the topics of life saving, cow boys, falling from 'huge heights',
and many others that cannot be expanded upon here due to their
content, Jarred performed an amazing set that had me with
tears in my eyes. A true comical mastermind.
Upon
the announcement of an encore, Jarred called compere Brendan
back on stage to do a set of improvised rhymes which were
started off by members of the audience. Brendan's uncomfortable
murmurs and Jarred's confident shouting complimented each
other superbly. Hilarious stuff and yet another Comedy Club
first.
With
my supply of laughs exhausted and my gut aching from the constant
keeling over, I felt that the evening's performance had been
extremely worthwhile. Anyone reading this will agree that
the evening's comedy will last a long time in the memory.
All I can say now is roll on next season for more of the same.
Ladies
and gents, until next year, I bid you adieu. Support your
local Comedy Club and pop back next year for more side-splitting
gags. It has, indeed, been emotional. Have a merry Christmas,
a somewhat semi-conscious new year and I'll see you down the
Delph.
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