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Having
finally convinced my workmates to attend the comedy club alongside
me, we rushed to the university's Delph Bar in desperate hope
that we would attain some seats. To my horror, our arrival
almost half hour later than normal didn't stop the fact that
there were seats everywhere. Hopefully, there wouldn't be
any left by the time the show started.
By
8.30pm as the lights went up, the venue seemed to have filled
a little more, but was nothing in comparison to the squeeze
we've seen over previous weeks. I put this down to the progressive
depletion of the saviour, also known as the holy student loan
which many students would have likely used up by now.
Compere
Brendan Riley appeared on stage to a bowing horde of eager
comedy club regulars, and provided a humorous set of his renowned
'Impossible Quiz'. After the pitcher of 'lager-beer' had been
claimed, our first act was introduced. Cue tubby Asian comedian
Paul Sinha.
I
had noticed Paul as I sat awaited the start of my weekly dosage
of laughter, as he patrolled the perimeters of the audience
around half an hour before the show started. I put this down
to nerves, though the real reason was soon revealed at the
end of his set.
Paul
is an openly gay football lover who is also a qualified doctor.
His entire act was based around these three themes, particularly
referring to Asian culture and the importance of family.
I
nearly fell of my chair when he explained the mother's day
chore he wilfully completed, though I think my services as
a reviewer for BBCi would be swiftly terminated if I were
to write what he actually admitted doing. His confidence on
stage was excellent, and his talent for adlibbing and summoning
gags off the cuff were very funny.
In
regard to the whole walking around the venue thing I mentioned
earlier, Paul admitted the difficulties in finding a suitable
gay partner and confessed that he was single. He then proceeded
to point out people in the audience that were as he put it,
'runner ups' in his hunt for the venue's most attractive man.
The
overall winner ended up being my girlfriend's younger brother
Dan, who sadly refused Paul's advances despite being seen
at the bar together during the interval, probably claiming
a free drink.
A
very impressive start to the evening, and there would surely
be more to follow. Cue Brendan Riley again, this time with
a dose of his conversation repetition game 'Scouse for Beginners'.
Having struggled to establish the female speaking part thanks
to a room of near silent women, Brendan forgot the script
he had previously written and was spared embarrassment by
myself and a group of other regulars, who helped him to finish.
Despite this, the masses still seemed collectively impressed,
and we welcomed unadvertised newcomer to the circuit, Paul
Caine.
Paul's
act is based upon a very dull and lazy character with a hatred
for bus drivers and getting up in the morning. Despite being
just ten minutes long, Paul's set was very funny and I look
forward to seeing him in a longer set back at the Delph soon.
Finally,
our headlining act for the evening Sean Collins walked on
stage. Seeming somewhat drunk, he spent an hour telling hilarious
jokes about his travels and friends. His mannerisms and devious-looking
smile instantly reminded me of Dick Dastardly from Wacky Races,
and I was in stitches for most of the act.
The
beauty of Sean's comedy is that he improvised almost everything:
there appeared to be no written material, and he used his
time to describe, amongst other things, his love for drug
abuse. A little shocking may I add, but as no-one has been
so open about this sort of thing at the venue before, the
audience came to appreciate his honesty and originality.
With
the look of a struggle in his eyes, new material was found
by ordering four single females and one of my fellow comedy
club regulars on stage for a relatively funny set of blind
date. Promising the winners a free drink, Sean's drunkenness
was displayed for all to see when he fell off stage trying
to pick up his volunteer's prizes. He then proceeded to knock
back three tequilas and ordered another pint from the bar
staff. From this point onward, the set became slightly tedious
yet still funny throughout.
More
insanity was displayed later, in the form of a large breasted
young woman from the front of the audience, who displayed
her natural talent to the jeering gentlemen at the front of
the crowd. These were the same gentlemen that had built a
huge leaning tower out of empty beer pitchers, which provided
the comic with yet more hilarious material.
As
the set drew to a close, Sean wandered back on stage looking
a little worse-for-wear, and provided a rather lengthy encore.
As
the evening finally ended much later than usual, the overall
banter amongst the gents at my table was one of gladness.
Gladness, not only that they'd turned up and had a great laugh,
but also gladness at discovering the fact that covering your
face with your hand and staring blankly at the floor seems
to prevent gay comedians from telling you you're attractive.
A
very impressive evening and well worth the visit.
Next
week we'll be treated to more live stand-up from comedians
Carey Marx, Tom Wigglesworth and MC's Matt and Faron. Should
be worth a look. 'I'll see you down the Delph.'
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