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As
well as writing books, Andrea works as a journalist as well,
having written for newspapers such as The Guardian and The
Independent and magazines such as Real.
She
also publishes the e-mail newsletter, Writing Tips which is
designed "to help budding novelists get their foot in
the door".
Andrea's
debut novel, The Ex-factor is now on sale.
Andrea's
favourite book of all time is the God of Small Things by Arundita
Roy.
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| 1.
Don't be scared of writing rubbish |
Some
people are so bogged down with being good that they never write
anything at all. The trouble is, if there's nothing on the page
or the computer screen, you've got nothing to work with. After all,
Michelangelo didn't go around looking for rocks shaped like an Adonis,
he had to make them that way. Likewise, even the best writers cannot
expect every sentence they write to be word perfect. Perfection
(or, at least, the desire for it) comes later. At the start, you
need to concentrate on getting the process underway - rubbish or
not rubbish. Of course, some writing stays rubbish and never improves,
but most people can end up producing something worthy so long as
they know how to edit. Francoise Sagan put it best when she said
'I have to start to write to have ideas.'
'If
you want to be a writer, you must do two things,' reckons Stephen
King. 'Read a lot and write a lot.' And it's true. Writing is ultimately
about the production of words, and the more words you consume, the
more you'll be able to produce.
Before
you concentrate on the task of putting whole paragraphs or chapters
together - even before you start structuring the story - just focus
on individual sentences. Play about with different styles and decide
what you like best. This is what creative writing tutors call 'finding
your voice.'
| 4.
Forget about your grandma |
As
well as clearing your desk clutter, you need to clear your mind.
Most of all, you need to forget about every single member of your
family who may one day get to read your novel. If you don't, you
will avoid reality altogether and start writing like Enid Blyton.
There's an important difference between editing and self-censorship.
This
is perhaps the most frequently given piece of novel writing advice
there is. But it's also the most important. In relation to character
it means not wasting loads of time telling the reader what someone
is like, but showing them instead. If the heroine of your novel
is a compulsive liar, don't just tell the reader this fact, but
actually show the character in the act of lying. If she's a nymphomaniac,
place her in a room full of attractive men. If she's got a nut allergy
(or, more interestingly, if she's a hypochondriac who thinks she's
got a nut allergy) have someone offer her a peanut butter sandwich.
If she's angry, place her in an anger management class.
| 6.
Let your characters speak |
Character
comes from dialogue, even in the most basic of conversations. For
instance, if someone is asking 'Can I have the car keys?' they might
do it in different ways depending on their character. A brain-dead
surfer would
say: 'Dude, the keys.' A nervy type would say: 'Can I, um, can I
have the car keys . . . if that's okay . . . please?' While an aggressive
hitman probably wouldn't say anything at all and just grab the car
keys from whoever's hand, before headbutting said person to the
floor.
| 7.
Throw your characters into a crisis |
People
often say that in the time of a crisis or a dramatic event they
really see what they are made of. So to really see what your characters
are made of you may need to give them something harrowing to react
to. An unwanted pregnancy. The death of a parent. A kidnap. A Pilates
class. (Okay, maybe nothing THAT harrowing).
In
order to have the best chance of getting an agent, you need to know
who is out there. Before I got an agent for The Ex-Factor, I bought
a copy of The Writers' and Artists' Yearbook (published by A and
C Black). It includes the names and addresses of just about every
agent worth contacting.
| 9.
Only send the first three chapters |
Most
novels are between 70,000 and 120,000 words. Agents simply do not
have the time or the desire to read that many words from a complete
stranger. Your best bet is therefore to send the first 10,000 words,
or three chapters to give them a taste of your novel. As well as
three chapters agents will also want to see a synopsis or overview
of your novel. This should be about two or three pages long and
should be as well-written as the novel itself. When writing the
synopsis, try and think about what you would write on the back cover
of your book in order for people to read it.
| 10.
Don't be scared to change your mind |
Salman
Rushdie had written 800 pages of Midnight's Children when he decided
to swap the third person and go for a first person narrative instead.
You say:
I agree with Andrea Semple's tips for aspiring writers ... they have
been said before in different ways and by different writers. I don't
know that it is quite so easy to just pick an agent from the Artists
& Yearbooks Diary and get taken on as a prospective client. However,
Well done Andrea and good luck with the next book.
Sheerin M, Ireland
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