I'm Paddy O'Connell, BBC Three News and Eurovision presenter.
Such an honour!
Join me for your chance to win a BBC language pack of your choice plus UK entrant Javine's single.
I'll be exploring 50 glorious years of faux pas and double entendres as I quote singers, presenters and jury spokespeople who have waxed lyrical and tried hard to communicate in more than 30 different languages.
How to play
The aim of the quiz is to guess who said what, and when