Debz
Aiken from Morecambe sent in ten things you shout at the telly...
1.
'He/She is going to have an accident'. Usually at the first non-regular
you see on Casualty.
2. 'Poser'. Usually when David Beckham appears on the screen.
3.
'You're rocking the boat'. After everytime you hear the commentator
say the name Zidane. As in 'Zidane, you`re rocking the boat.
4.
'Not her/him again'. Usually just as you see Johnny Vaughan or Denise
Van Outen.
5.
'Thank God for widescreen'. Just as you see Michelle McManus or
Rik Waller on the telly.
6.
'Turn that off!' During the majority of the weekend's programmes.
7.
'He's dead'. During any repeat of Dads Army.
8.
'Why do you watch this rubbish?' During any programme the wife wants
to watch while the footie is on.
9.
'Thats not music!' Particularly used by the over thirties during
TOTP.
10.
'Blimey! She's let herself go a bit'. Ever since Patsy Kensit reappeared
on our screens on Emmerdale.
Valerie
added this...
My
God, I thought he was dead!
Chris Wright added this...
What did he/she used to be in? (usually Coronation Street or Eastenders)
Jean
Douglas added this...
"I
bet the stuntman didn't like that" every time it shows a person
burning to death or going up in flames.
Mal
Walker added these...
"He
/ She was on Sopranos / Friends / Frasier etc."
"Rubbish!"
......... every time a politician starts talking
"How
would you know!" .......... everytime some stinking rich idiot
starts pontificating about what the so called 'ordinary' people
want
"How
can it be 'Healthy Hair' when all hair's dead" ......... every
shampoo advert
"Nobody
has wrinkles at her age anyway"......... adverts showing anti-wrinkle
cream models about 17 years old
"Cheat
... some sportsman he is ....... cheat!!" ........ everytime
Maradona is on
"Give
everyone a Ferrari and see how good he is".... when Schumacher
smirks
Harry
Nuttall added these...
A
caution? A bleedin' caution! Shoulda got five years! - Shouted regularly
at those cop-chase progs. See also: Community service? Community
bleedin' service? Shoulda got ten years! And so on...
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