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Frances Heaton from Tarleton has sent in ten translations of Lancashire sayings...
1. "Ah cud eyt a buttered frog" - I'm hungry
2. "Ee's fair bowlegged wi brass" - He's very rich
3. "Mi belly thinks mi throat's bin cut" - I'm very hungry
4. "Put Th'wood in'th'ole" - Close the door
5. "Standin theer leyke cheese at fourpence" - Hanging around, having nothing better to do.
6.
"Bet tha cud eyt an appul thro a beard wire fence" - You have got very big teeth
7.
"Tha meks a betta doower than a winda" You are obstructing my view
8.
"wurt ta gewin"? - Where are you off to?
9. "Stondin' theer like one a' Burton's dummies" - An idle person
10. "Thaz a face like a line a wet weshin" - Someone who is sulking

Add to the list...

Mike added this...
"Th'art as useless as a one legged mon at an a*** kicking contest" Speaks for itself, really.

Barbara in Australia added this...
"Tha's a face like a melted wellie" - he's ugly.

Hayley Squires added this...
"he's a face like a farmers bum on a frosty mornin" - He's ugly

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