things that you don't do any more now that you're all grown up...
2. Have a vimto moustache
4. Pay for stuff with pennies
5. Set fire to spiders with a magnifying glass
6. Pick your nose in public
7. Complain that you're bored
8. Hold your bits when you need a wee
9. Wash all your face except that bit under your fringe
10. Wee in the bath
to the list...
and taking back Deposit bottles for 5p
up in clothes too big for us
any football cup final, go in the street with your mates and 're-play'
the final with them, always bagsying that you are on the winning
Eat kayli, (rainbow crystals!) by dipping your finger in it then
Pop tar-bubbles in the street on a hot day.
Go to Tommy Ball's with a pair of scissors, (times were 'ard)
Go to the chippy and ask for the scraps.(see above)
Check for money in any furniture given for a bonfire, (see if mum
wanted said piece of furniture first because it was better than
ours)(also see above)
Make stilts out of syrup tins and string.
Use two tins and a long piece of string to make a telephone.
Make a go-kart and race your mates down the street, (uncomfortable
On a freezing cold night, pour loads of water on the street outside
your house, so that you can have a slide in the morning.
Slide down grassy hills on pieces of cardboard
Ford added these...
like a pirate less often!
Quickly hide the toy from your Happy Meal least your grandchild
Desist from performing "Knees Up Mother Brown", except
Sing in public.
Stand on your hands (who am I kidding!)
Walker added this...
watching a cowboy movie run along the street patting your behind
to make a galloping noise.
a make shift rope swing from a tree and nearly break yer back when
it snaps haha
on people's doors then run away
E A Sweet added this...
mud pies and ride bike through puddles
Liptrot added this...
Woodcock added this...
a folded fag packet in your bike wheel to make it sound like a motorbike.
silly stuff like this in Skiver's