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Val Houghton from Chorley has sent in her list of 10 people she'd invite in for a cuppa and a gossip....
1. William Hague - cos of his funny voice.
2. Christine and Neil Hamilton - we can chat about grocers, but not egyptian ones!
3. Lily Savage - that'll get the net curtains twitching!
4. Ken Dodd - for tax advice.
5. Norris from Corrie - can picture him in a frilly pinny.
6. Paul Crone - in his shorts!
7. Lulu - as long as she doesn't Shout!
8. Frank Carson - it's the way he tells them.
9. Kathy Burke - cos everyone says she looks like me, but will she be like me!
10. Avid Marion - thank you please!

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Peter Kaye - Garlic bread!

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