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Ten signs that you have grown up...
1. Having sex in a single bed is definitely out of the question
2. 5.30am, is when you get up now, not when you go to bed
3. Trainers and tracksuit bottoms, you no longer consider them 'smart'
4. A £3 bottle of wine is no longer 'pretty good stuff'
5. You no longer open a bottle at home, to save money before going to a bar
6. Your mates get married and divorced, instead of 'get together' and 'break up'
7. You're the person calling the police cos the kids next door wont turn down their music
8. You hear your favourite song in the supermarket
9. You keep house plants, but you can no longer smoke them
10. You actually eat breakfast!

George added this...
You find yourself having the "aren't those kids disgraceful" conversation with taxi drivers on the way home from a night out when you see anyone under the age of 25 on the street.

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