Kairen
Hoyland's ten signs that you've had too much coffee...
1)The only time you're standing still is during an earthquake;
2) You're employee of the month at the local coffee shop and you
don't even work there;
3) Your eyes stay open when you sneeze;
4) You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee;
5)You've built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers;
6) When you find a penny, you say 'Find a penny, pick it up.. 63
more and I'll have a cup'
7) Starbucks owns the mortgage on your house;
8)You go to sleep just so you can 'wake up and smell the coffee';
9)You name your cats 'Cream' and 'Sugar'
10) You think CPR stands for 'Coffee Provides Resuscitation'
Patrick
Tierney added this...
Ever
lean back on a bar stool until its up on its back legs......and
it slips.....and just at the last minute you grab the bar and save
yourself......and you get the cold sweat ..phew.....GOD I FEEL LIKE
THAT ALL THE TIME....
Mal
Walker added these...
You
suddenly notice everyone in the office is looking at you playing
the bongo drums on your desk.
You
lie awake at night worrying if the beige wallpaper would be better
crimson.
Travelling
in the bus you keep making rude gestures to overtaking cars.
When
your bus is approaching a traffic light and it turns amber you shout
"Put your foot down" to the driver.
Standing
in a queue you keep jingling the change in your pocket while whistling
'Sabre Dance'.
Everyone
else seems to be walking and moving at half speed.
In
the middle of a nightmare you realise you're awake.
I can't
think of any more until I go and get a coffee...
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